Ing: Worst. Power. Ever. And one of them has SEDUCTION. Except it's spelled like SEDUKSHEEON for some reason. SEDUKSHEEON sounds like a pokemon.
Maya: I CHOOSE YOU SEDUKSHEEON
Ing: SEDUSKHEEON USED HAIR-FLIP. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. THE CREEPY MAN IN THE FRONT NOW WANTS TO SIN WITH YOU. (He literally said he wanted to sin with her >.<)
THIS IS PERFECTION!
If it wouldn't be Tyra I'd wonder why she didn't do it like Hilary Duff and got together with a real writer. Haven't read Duff's books, but the fact she got a professional on board gives hope it's not half as ridic as this here.
Oh and I bring good news, wikipedia and various other sites I just checked say there shall be 2 more books because Miss Banks wants a triology...XDXDXD
I think the reason she didn't team up with a writer is that she's absurdly proud of writing this shit on her own. I read her ackowledgements and it's like 3 pages of 'Thank you, Houston, for letting me write by your river' or somesuch. And 'Thank you Greece, I polished my baby in your country'.
A) Why is it 7seven? Is it meant to be read "seven seven"?
B) How did Tyra pass her high school writing courses? Pretty sure it's a standard rule that you don't write about acronyms without defining them? But maybe she didn't pass them to begin with.
C) If he bent over and his eye got stuck on the sword, it should be facing down into the sword, no? So how is it staring up at her?
Oh, Tyra. You really are living on another planet...
omg I just watched that "trailer" or w/e where tyra talks about the book (it's on the amazon page for the book) and she keeps talking about this as a "SERIES" she's basically ripping off harry potter.... boarding school, magic, misfits. ugh, so annoying.
also smize = golden ticket (chocolate factory). that's what i'm seeing, except instead of getting it from eating candy (SINCE HELLOW THIN GIRLS DON'T EAT THINGS) you get it from running the twon dry....
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Maya: I CHOOSE YOU SEDUKSHEEON
Ing: SEDUSKHEEON USED HAIR-FLIP. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. THE CREEPY MAN IN THE FRONT NOW WANTS TO SIN WITH YOU. (He literally said he wanted to sin with her >.<)
THIS IS PERFECTION!
If it wouldn't be Tyra I'd wonder why she didn't do it like Hilary Duff and got together with a real writer. Haven't read Duff's books, but the fact she got a professional on board gives hope it's not half as ridic as this here.
Oh and I bring good news, wikipedia and various other sites I just checked say there shall be 2 more books because Miss Banks wants a triology...XDXDXD
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I think the reason she didn't team up with a writer is that she's absurdly proud of writing this shit on her own. I read her ackowledgements and it's like 3 pages of 'Thank you, Houston, for letting me write by your river' or somesuch. And 'Thank you Greece, I polished my baby in your country'.
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B) How did Tyra pass her high school writing courses? Pretty sure it's a standard rule that you don't write about acronyms without defining them? But maybe she didn't pass them to begin with.
C) If he bent over and his eye got stuck on the sword, it should be facing down into the sword, no? So how is it staring up at her?
Oh, Tyra. You really are living on another planet...
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She did define acronyms for the most part, the problem is that she has so many of them that I lost track of what they meant in like Chapter 2. >.<
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Modelland is the first installment of a proposed trilogy.
Oh nooooooooooooo.
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also smize = golden ticket (chocolate factory). that's what i'm seeing, except instead of getting it from eating candy (SINCE HELLOW THIN GIRLS DON'T EAT THINGS) you get it from running the twon dry....
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