The fact that she can give great head, apparently on accident, bothers me most about this (even though there are clearly worse things to be bothered by, lol). Some of us have had to google how to do that shit, kaythanks!
I am deeply disturbed by how boring the sex is. You know, right after the list of other disturbing things that happen, like her virginity, her magical lack of a gag reflex, her superpowers in giving head and all that. But god, seriously, how does this book actually manage to get sold?! It's so boring.
Idk if I have any recs. All the things I read these days are Sherlock and I'd have to rec the whole AO3 archive because 90% of it is just amazing quality. Like. Even the tentacle porn is sort of brilliant. XD I can't believe I said that.
It is sooooo boring. Those two chapters were the most tedious chapters I've read in anything in a long, long while. I mean, at least Modelland was never really super boring because Tyra's batshit crazy is at least an entertaining sort of crazy. But this... this. I can't. The sex was like a 'how to' manual. "He touched my breast and then he went to my other breast and repeated the process." IDK, but 'repeated the process' probably shouldn't used in porn cause it sounds like you're repairing a car or something, idek.
and haha yeah I know the feeling XD My merthur recs are basically just a somewhat random selection of all the amazing fics I've been reading. Some fandoms are just so spoiled, and I love it I won't even lie.
LOL THAT IS AWFUL. I could write better porn than that. And I don't write porn. Ever. But I could write better porn than that. Disgustingly schmoopy porn, but better nonetheless.
They aaare. It's quite amazing to see two or three fandoms so graced by quality fic that it blows my mind whenever somebody reminds me that this is not the standard for all fandoms. I mean. For the longest time all I would read was HP fic and these days I simply can't because most of it is awful and just not the amount of quality I am used to. XD It is quite horrible. Unless, you know, it's ridiculous crack crossovers written by one of the Claws. I can appreciate that.
How on earth did nobody ever told that author how wrong this Chrisward (Oh I love that you call him that) is? Being all psycho and those 'oh how young you look' crap...If he would appear in an ep of Criminal Minds he'd be the kind of unsub I want the agents to shoot.
So this character is just a tad deeper than Bella swan because we never find out if Bella has a gag reflex. Honestly I'm regretting re reading this now because I'm getting more angry this was published while awesome aspiring authors out there are not :/ good thing your guys commentary makes me laugh! You guys should publish it as a read along guide.
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You guys are very brave souls, indeed.
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Idk if I have any recs. All the things I read these days are Sherlock and I'd have to rec the whole AO3 archive because 90% of it is just amazing quality. Like. Even the tentacle porn is sort of brilliant. XD I can't believe I said that.
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and haha yeah I know the feeling XD My merthur recs are basically just a somewhat random selection of all the amazing fics I've been reading. Some fandoms are just so spoiled, and I love it I won't even lie.
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They aaare. It's quite amazing to see two or three fandoms so graced by quality fic that it blows my mind whenever somebody reminds me that this is not the standard for all fandoms. I mean. For the longest time all I would read was HP fic and these days I simply can't because most of it is awful and just not the amount of quality I am used to. XD It is quite horrible. Unless, you know, it's ridiculous crack crossovers written by one of the Claws. I can appreciate that.
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I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU, ANASTASIA STEELE. ANASTASIA SMITH, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
How on earth did nobody ever told that author how wrong this Chrisward (Oh I love that you call him that) is? Being all psycho and those 'oh how young you look' crap...If he would appear in an ep of Criminal Minds he'd be the kind of unsub I want the agents to shoot.
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