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scatteredintime March 20 2012, 15:51:18 UTC
"Idek about you, but the genital clamps and the anal fisting got my attention more than the food, tbqh."

Considering how naive she is, she probably has no idea what any of those things actually mean.

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xfortytwo March 20 2012, 17:01:00 UTC
LMAO good point XD

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xfortytwo March 21 2012, 00:11:32 UTC
yeah, negl, in the next chapter he's basically like "so let's negotiate this" and when she wants to negotiate he's like DO YOU NOT KNOW THE DEFINITION OF SUBMISSION?!
and I'm like...fuck you. fuck. you. I hate him so much, he's such a douchebag.

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la_loony March 21 2012, 15:58:26 UTC
HOLY SHIT!

Like seriously??? How on earth can she be thinking about signing this? Not knowing most of what this means should scare the hell out of her and well if she wants she can be scared about the stupid food rule as well.

After being extremly horrified the fact that there are safe words and hard limits made me feel a tiny bit better and then I had to laugh so much because Appendix 3 is like a phone survey with the ratings and you have to say yes or no to all those toys etc.
I'd hang up on a survey like that --> Get the hell away from a guy who wants me to sign something like this.

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scatteredintime March 26 2012, 20:01:18 UTC
Why is your beautiful banner deleted D:

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ohaidesk March 26 2012, 20:03:46 UTC
omgggg no idea. aaahhh.

I'll upload it to my photobucket instead

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mshutts April 16 2012, 16:20:13 UTC
This thing is crazy! He can't be serious. I'm sorry but, I'm laughing. Some of the things on his list of what he wants to do are freaking me out while his list of hard limits--there are no words ( ... )

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ppyajunebug April 16 2012, 16:33:07 UTC
He does mention blood in the hard limits.

The fact that I re-read the contract to figure that out disturbs me.

From what we could gather via our powers of Google-fu, we figured this was more of a master/slave thing than your standard D/s. Your Dom sounds hilarious BTW. The ranking bits are so completely ridiculous, I can't even. And then when she does rank certain things, he's basically like "LOL YOU DON'T MEAN THAT YOU'LL LIKE IT EVENTUALLY."

Because this is a healthy relationship donchaknow.

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mshutts April 16 2012, 18:36:11 UTC
How did I manage to miss the blood in the hard limits? (Must have been all the mentions of fire.)

My Dom's sense of humor is one of the things I love about him.

Oh, yeah, I told him about her saying she didn't want to do things and him telling her that she would like it eventually. He decided that not only did this guy sound like a creep but a predator and that he probably belonged in jail seeing as he had no concept of respecting someone else's boundaries. (My Dom's a bit protective. Which doesn't bother me at all seeing as it's something else I love about him.)

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ppyajunebug April 16 2012, 18:40:26 UTC
"No acts involving needles, knives, cutting, piercing, or blood." The formatting in that bit of the entry is a little off.

I would like to think that anyone reading this book would see that this man needs to be in jail or, at least, some SERIOUS therapy (he basically admits at one point that he has a therapist who tells him what he wants to hear. Which is what therapy is for, of course).

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