"He’s standing there, naked, gloriously naked, with my blood on him… and we’re finally having this conversation." .....................................................thanks I didn't need my dinner or anything
married 4 times? she may know how to get a man but she sure as hell doesn't know how to keep one
I don't remember seeing a spa in any airport i have been to and first class isn't THAT much better than regular, my last flight was first class and it was only marginally better than regular.
This book is so horrible, I honestly don't know how the two of you are reading this tripe.
hahahah it amuses me a lot that this author seems to think there are like spa departments randomly across airports in the US. Maybe Seattle is special or something.
I don't know how we are either. We were talking about it earlier:
Maya 1:33 am *shudders*
Ing 1:33 am hhahahahahhaha oh god, maya. the things we subject ourselves to
Maya 1:34 am idek
Ing 1:44 am sometimes I question us XD
Maya 1:45 am I question us all the time
Ing 1:46 am LOLOL
Maya 1:52 am I don't think either of us knew this was where we were headed when this friendship began
Maya 1:56 am edits sent!
Ing 1:58 am hahhahahah no, it would not have been my prediction Didn't really think we'd be discussing period sex
granted it has been about 20 years since I was at the Seattle airport but I don't remember any spas being there. Maybe she has mixed up private jets with public flights? She is dumb enough to do that I think lol
Yeah I didn't foresee any of these things coming up as topics of discussion when I befriended you either!
Okay, we lied. It's worse than ever. Disappointed in you. Thou shalt not lie, girls. Does that mean nothing to you?
That scares me… you scare me… Usually the indicator that you should gtfo. What is wrong with this girl?
and then you write something like that and I want to run screaming into the hills Ever heard of gut feelings?
I gaze at my mom. She is on her fourth marriage. Maybe she does know something about men after all. Or maybe not, considering that she is on her fourth marriage. But I might be wrong, of course.
Searing, green, bilious jealousy courses through me unexpectedly. Do average readers even know what bilious means? I bet the author pulled a Joey and just ran all the words through the thesaurus thinking it would sound smarter that way.
Well strike me down with a feather, Ana. Idk why, but my head's supplying a Texan accent to this. Idk. Like Applejack. Did I just ruin Applejack for all of us? Darn, she's my favourite.
IT DOES NOT MAKE FOR SEXY EROTICA OKAY.Not this way at least. =/ Not one of my fic kinks but it
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Thou shalt not lie, girls. Desperate times and all that XDD
I LOLed so hard at the four marriages bit when I read it. That was some assbackwards logic right there.
. Idk. Like Applejack. Did I just ruin Applejack for all of us? lmao oh god. Poor Applejack
Not this way at least. =/ Not one of my fic kinks but it can be hot. You know. When the author is actually skilled and good. That's what never really ceases to amaze me: good writers can make almost anything excellent. I mean, take any insane prompt or 'no-usually-my-kink' and certain writers can always turn it into something good.
This author, however, takes good things and turn them into horrible things and then make horrible things into even worse things.
(and LOL apogee. I was like...apogee? Really? Put down the thesaurus, lady!)
I needed this. This book was on the news this week, on the local radio (in response one girl said, "All the sex that wasn't in Twilight? Yeah, it's here.") and on my Facebook news feed where my cousin wrote: "I WANT TO READ THIS. IT'S SOUNDS SO COOL" because anal fisting and period sex is so ~cool~ (here, my best friend said, "what. no. thats gross. anal fisting. fisting of any sort. no."). So, you reminding me that I'm not the only person who is disgusted makes me happy. ♥
I will forever judge people who like this book, to be completely honest XD I guess... it sounds cool if you don't read it. Maybe your cousin will get a rude awakening XD LOL.
(btw. Would you like being lj friends? I feel like our ship interests overlap, you have good shipping tastes and I like that XDDD I just noticed you're in Dramione comms too aahhh)
LOL oh god. Sometimes I'd like to just... look into people's heads and see what they see. I just can't understand how any of this is good in any shape or form.
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married 4 times? she may know how to get a man but she sure as hell doesn't know how to keep one
I don't remember seeing a spa in any airport i have been to and first class isn't THAT much better than regular, my last flight was first class and it was only marginally better than regular.
This book is so horrible, I honestly don't know how the two of you are reading this tripe.
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negl, that was my reaction as well XDDD
hahahah it amuses me a lot that this author seems to think there are like spa departments randomly across airports in the US. Maybe Seattle is special or something.
I don't know how we are either. We were talking about it earlier:
Maya 1:33 am
*shudders*
Ing 1:33 am
hhahahahahhaha
oh god, maya. the things we subject ourselves to
Maya 1:34 am
idek
Ing 1:44 am
sometimes I question us
XD
Maya 1:45 am
I question us all the time
Ing 1:46 am
LOLOL
Maya 1:52 am
I don't think either of us knew this was where we were headed when this friendship began
Maya 1:56 am
edits sent!
Ing 1:58 am
hahhahahah no, it would not have been my prediction
Didn't really think we'd be discussing period sex
Maya 2:00 am
lololololol
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Yeah I didn't foresee any of these things coming up as topics of discussion when I befriended you either!
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Disappointed in you. Thou shalt not lie, girls. Does that mean nothing to you?
That scares me… you scare me…
Usually the indicator that you should gtfo. What is wrong with this girl?
and then you write something like that and I want to run screaming into the hills
Ever heard of gut feelings?
I gaze at my mom. She is on her fourth marriage. Maybe she does know something about men after all.
Or maybe not, considering that she is on her fourth marriage. But I might be wrong, of course.
Searing, green, bilious jealousy courses through me unexpectedly.
Do average readers even know what bilious means? I bet the author pulled a Joey and just ran all the words through the thesaurus thinking it would sound smarter that way.
Well strike me down with a feather, Ana.
Idk why, but my head's supplying a Texan accent to this. Idk. Like Applejack. Did I just ruin Applejack for all of us? Darn, she's my favourite.
IT DOES NOT MAKE FOR SEXY EROTICA OKAY.Not this way at least. =/ Not one of my fic kinks but it ( ... )
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Desperate times and all that XDD
I LOLed so hard at the four marriages bit when I read it. That was some assbackwards logic right there.
. Idk. Like Applejack. Did I just ruin Applejack for all of us?
lmao oh god. Poor Applejack
Not this way at least. =/ Not one of my fic kinks but it can be hot. You know. When the author is actually skilled and good.
That's what never really ceases to amaze me: good writers can make almost anything excellent. I mean, take any insane prompt or 'no-usually-my-kink' and certain writers can always turn it into something good.
This author, however, takes good things and turn them into horrible things and then make horrible things into even worse things.
(and LOL apogee. I was like...apogee? Really? Put down the thesaurus, lady!)
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(btw. Would you like being lj friends? I feel like our ship interests overlap, you have good shipping tastes and I like that XDDD I just noticed you're in Dramione comms too aahhh)
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(Yes, I would love to! Dramione is my het OTP, I just wish my beta would beta het so I could write more of it! Haha!)
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hahahha ikr, it's the most assbackwards logic. I can't even XD
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