Modelland: Prologue + Chapter 1

[ohaidesk]

Comments

[xfortytwo]

Hahaha, yeeeah, it's pretty spectacularly awful!

[ppyajunebug]

I swear, if she wasn't Tyra Banks there is no way they would have published this. NO. WAY. it is too spectacularly awful.

[scatteredintime]

I want to live on a mountain surrounded by fog that changes colours. CAN I? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?

[ohaidesk]

YOU WANT TO LIVE SURROUNDED BY A GARGANTUAN MOOD RING?

Also, I had to look up the word gargantuan. Why does she refuse to use words that people actually use? I've never even heard of this word before omg XD

[scatteredintime]

What do you mean, you never heard "gargantuan" before? CLEARLY SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THE RAVENCLAWS.

[xfortytwo]

YOU RAVENCLAWS AND YOUR ATTEMPTS TO KIDNAP ME XDDD

[mandyloo]

Wow you weren't kidding about the fog lifting like a push-up bra...

*awkward*

There's a language that literally means "very pretty"? Why make up new languages at all? I didn't realize this was a fantasy story set in another world lol

[musikurt]

It's set in Tyra's world... lol

[ppyajunebug]

The languages are absolutely baffling to me. Like, make up your own languages or stick with what we have.

[musikurt]

Oh, my. It looks worse than I imagined.

And she had some of the chapter titles up during the show as they were filming the various scenes and I remember just going "WTF?" out loud over and over again.

[ppyajunebug]

We haven't gotten to the really bad ones yet either. You are going to laugh your ass off at some of these.

[unnecessary_]

I am so excited to read this.