A weird conversation I overheard at Applebee's

[ohamsie]

My family and I went to Applebee's for a family dinner tonight and heard a strange conversation. We were eating our nacho appetizers when this old but hefty woman walked over to the boothe behind ours' and said in a loud angry voice "WHERE WERE YOU? WHY WEREN'T YOU AT CHURCH?" We then got to hear the excuse, which was that a member of their group

Comments

[zinco]

It was all part of God's greater plan (to amuse you).

[hoboinacan]

God would have wanted them to poop all over the church instead of missing mass.