For your amusement, a quote from my oral surgeon.
"I like 18 year olds better than 13 year olds. They're a lot easier."
.... 2 minutes later: "Oh man, that made me sound like a pervert."

I should say more things...

Last night I got into an argument with a 15 year old boy. I won. Granted, I was half drunk and angry as hell. But whatever, I dislike people who speak to me like they know me and expect me to be intimidated ( Read more... )

I've been amazingly busy what with engaging in manual labor for $5.50 an hour. I've got a really hot farmers tan now. It's a good thing as I've been spending too much money on potterybarn.com. But, my phone has drowned. We had a disagreement, he thought he could swim and I disagreed. He can't. I haven't had a chance to replace it, but maybe this ( Read more... )

- I don't know when I became so broke.
- My mother asked me if I was a lesbian (!??????).

+ Kelly Clarkson: 3 DAYS!
+ My best bud got a $27,000.00 (!!!!!!!!!) scholarship to CMU!

I'm not a lesbian. I just have no skill.

Subject: hey

Message: i just thought you were cute, so i wanted to poke you. do you have an aim screen name? i dont get on often but if im on and ur on by some chance, then maybe i can talk to you. who knows. alright, bye!

Justin

haha. What the fuck? This is great. I'm such a facebook whore. I get hit on by guys with girlfriends and computers. What ( Read more... )

Last night I attended graduation, and finished the night skinning my knee on a muddy curb. In other news I achieved a rip in my jeans that looks as if Mr. Abercrombie did it himself. I feel detached from all of these people. There was a senior's only party and I was a guest of honor and invited. I didn't go, I don't want to 'get drunk' with those ( Read more... )

You Are 24 Years Old

24

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love ( Read more... )

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So, I think the highlight of my freshman academic year is going to be sharing a cigarette with my poetry professor and being gifted his personal copy of Nieztche: The Will to PowerIn other news: I'm home. On my trip home yesterday I got a nail in my tire which my dad had to take to get fixed. I don't know how long I had been driving around like ( Read more... )

I'm awake.