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[ohberon]

Meme

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[veetor]

I remember it like it was yesterday.

I was taken down to the Cooke County Jail on the count of me having shot my lover and furniture salesman, Fred Casley.

I was an innocent little thing, born on the plains of Texas, and I had been drawn to the bustle and hustle like a moth to a flame. I was a butterfly, crushed by the wheel of life.

Alone and scared in that jail cell, you made it clear that when you're good to mama, mama's good to you.

[badgerpdx]

SNORF!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

[veetor]

Glad I could make you laugh.

I updated Steve's ringtone to play that song when he calls me. Except he never calls :-(

[ohberon]

That's cuz you're a life ruiner... you ruin lives.

[thespisgeoff]

Remember when we were arrested in Tijuana for drug trafficking? I'm so glad you have no gag reflex, or we'd still be rotting in jail, our families and friends knowing nothing about our fate.

[ohberon]

You know that was much more about your ability to "take anything, anyhow, any size."

[badgerpdx]

Remember the night of the graduation party, before everyone arrived, when we went up on Sharon Issbin's roof and pissed down into the punchbowl? Didn't you end up marrying that chick?

[ohberon]

You very well know I did, since you were banging her in the pool on our honeymoon.

[badgerpdx]

Oh HELL NO! I haven't been near a vagina since the day I was born...must have been my twin brother. (I didn't know about this behavior of his, I'll have to grill him on it).

[ohberon]

I didn't even go near it on my day of birth, I was like "No..thank you very much...I'll take a c-section" :)

[ringwoodcomics]

Man. Remember that time I was a boxer and you were a trainer? And I broke my neck, and you were finally kind enough to pull the plug and kill me.

Thanks, man.

[ohberon]

Everyone knows I'm the one who will always pull the plug.

[chrisopotamus]

Remember that time I walked in and caught you violating that dead hooker?

[ohberon]

He wasn't dead when you walked in!