Kristen Update - Another One

[ohberon]

So Kristen is a lying liar

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[illian]

allergic to morphine by having uncontrollable itching in the middle of the night

Depending on the itch it might have been a hunky, bearish guy passing by. Or someone in polyester.

if you ever get a chance to meet "the doofus" in person don't talk about dildos, it makes him uncomfortable

*facepalm*

[veetor]

for real -- it does.

[madknits]

Percocet? Rubbishy stuff. When I had to take it for pain, it didn't make the pain go away, it just made me not care that I was in pain.

Note to self: Upon meeting the Doofus, I will refrain from mentioning dildos. However, this does not mean I cannot mention ben-wa balls.

After all that, I hope she is feeling better soon. I miss her terribly.

[thesilia]

that's what vicodin did to me... i could tell i was in pain, i just couldn't be arsed to care. darvocet was my friend. :)

oooh! ben-wa balls! i wonder if i could fashion some into a napkin ring?

[madknits]

oooh! ben-wa balls! i wonder if i could fashion some into a napkin ring?

You are a sick and twisted woman.
And I adore you.

[peskyaura]

Give her a kiss on the forehead for me, wouldja?

[mt_yvr]

I'm allergic to codeine, so I know the itch thingie she's got going (same family of drugs). It's VILE. Yay for other options!

And now I think everyone will talk about dildos.

Ok, it might just be me, then... :P

[thesilia]

so i should NOT put a dildo into the flower arrangement for tonight's dinner? duly noted. also, you are a gem.

[d2leddy]

Someone offered his penis on my last LJ post for just that purpose--abstrusedude. He has a big one, so it certainly would stick out over the top.

[veetor]

He has a big one, so it certainly would stick out over the top.

I must go friend this individual...

[mt_yvr]

I like how you think.

Of course all the pictures I find of him are above the neck, damnit. Though that is very pretty, I'm looking for smut. (ahem)

:P