Sniff, Sniff

[ohbutyouwillpet]

Ahhh, there's nothing quite like the smell of thawing dog shit on the first really warm day of the spring. Months and months of neighborhood mutt droppings dotting the finally snow-less grass, slowly transforming from little doggy turd-cicles into the fertilizer that will make my lawn sprout up in wiry green tufts, like the unruly hair in an old

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[ohbutyouwillpet]

lol...me too, completely, and I truly was enjoying this rare, gorgeous warm March day, sipping a dark beer on my porch and watching the neighborhood kids play.....but that smell...lol. No denying it, it's a rank but welcome harbinger of spring.

[anonymous]

"watching the neighborhood kids play"

I'm sure you meant to say, "watching the neighborhood kids scream and run from me."

[princess_porno]

Obsessed with babies and dog shit.
You're even sicker than me!

[riotsaidmama]

there's nothing like the smell of baby rape.

[mzmadmike]

Nothing like the smell of dogshit, except maybe a freshly raped baby? I hope you live a long, long time in prison, as everyone's best friend.