my life as a date....

[ohdangdancqueen]

ask the guy out
make him pick you up
make him drive
tell him where to go
make him order for you
try something new on the menu
NO SPORTS ON TV
be in control of the conversation
when the bill comes
ignore it
he will pay
end of date:
awkward silence in the car?
give him a high-five...
such an ice breaker

Comments

Sounds to me like someone is a "lady pimp"

[junkysuperstar]

Dude, you fucking own. If i was him i'd of slapped your ass or groped one of your massive breasts at this point, but why didnt he? Because he's circuming to the amazingness that is courtney. You know you are the chick they all wanna date but are to afraid to handle you cuz YOU DA BOMB GUUUURL. You played it cool, let him know who a pimp be, and then you freakin' let him touch the soft little sexy tips of fingers that belong to your hand. So i say it's all good. Akward silence in the car? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, dunno about that so much. Yeah, not so much.But you're the shit for the high-5, i mean. who even remembers those? Soooooo early 90's. You da shit girl. I bet he got yo name tattoed on dat ass

P.S.

[junkysuperstar]

you know you my nigga, but you gotsta get the hell up off my colors with your page cuz you know a mutha fuckin ain't "sceme" and dont know no html to change this shiiiyat.
haha