lifestyles of the drunk and the tarnished

[ohdangdancqueen]

wait....
what was that?
who's dancin' xhardcorex lesbo style
in the WAMU parking lot?
who?
Zina and Courtney!
WHATTHECRAP!?!
drop it like its hot and get your sundialed dark skinned ass up out your seat yo.
z and c are back on the scene...
so check yo'self
before we fully wreck yo' ass

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[junkysuperstar]

Dude, just now i was all "what's WAMU?!?!?" *Big excited eyes* And then i was all "whoooooooa man....i've been there" *brushes shoulders off, then earns 5 points street cred* Dude, why was yesterday so fun? It wasnt supposed to be fun, but it was fun. And what's up with guys checking us out every 2 minutes. Awww DAMN WE HOT!

*serious tone* stop calling me dark before i squeeze your pasty white ass on the BU campus.
xo

[ohdangdancqueen]

fat asian ma drives by 4 times
stops
"you wanna buy a stereo?"
z:not unless its free...
Fatty: how old are you
me: TOO YOUNG FOR YOU FATTIE!
me: BYE...
Fattie: But...
Me: no...bye!!!
ugle fat asian man. what the crap, i mean really?

[junkysuperstar]

but you know i'm so good cuz a ghetto ass nigga cant resist anything if it's foe free
*cheesy chris rock grin*
*sips kool aid*