will you still be around when they put me six feet underground, oh will big bad you still be around

Christmas this year was very fantastic. I spent time with estranged family members that turned out to be pretty cool dudes. I recieved a multitide of wonderful gifts from multiple persons. My mom and dad drove all the way out here to bring me my purse because I left it at their house when I left this afternoon. Thy also brought me dinner and so I ( Read more... )

Leon Vargus was 46 when he first saw the dozens of birds in the lobby of the hospice where his mother Leona was. The birds were in a gilt cage filled with tree branches, swings and little whistles that hung from strings of yarn variously placed. Leon approached the cage dragging his feet with a daft expression on his face. As he stared at the tiny ( Read more... )

It;s 2:17 am and I want to make sure the asian girl in the next apartment knows that no, I'm not happy and I'm not sad. I'll let her knock on my door and squint her brown oval eyes into the cracks of the door hollering hoorahs that she has to work early in the morning and can I please turn that shit down? But no, no, I can't do that. The phantom ( Read more... )

Every single time I see wanda sykes on television I know why i'm alive. sort of. fucking crazy bitch.

I can't tell if the fishtank is cracking apart or if poltergeists started using the door knocker. Neither can be very good.

I swear to god, i feel like lately I'm involved in this gigantic cycle of breaking electronis on this level that is just completely unfixable ( Read more... )

She is in the next room packing her bags. She is violent, slamming doors and dressers shut and open, tearing through the shelving for our valuables. I am pouring her a gin for breakfast and two for myself. The stove is filling the apartment with gas and we sealed all the windows tight to make us move a little bit faster. And If we decide to stay ( Read more... )

This is the slowest computer I have ever used. I think these shelves must be holding at least 50 tons of literature right now and the only thing I can think on is that I really feel like I have left the english language behind. These places arent nearly as quiet as they say they are.

i guess I just wanted to say hello

Before I start taking lithium...I want everyone to know that I want to get married in the NYC Public library. I want to wear one of those expensive outfits from anthropologie. (dress, tights, boots, the whole deal) I want Stacy to be my only witness. I want to weigh 115 pounds. I would then like to be wisked away to Montreal where I spend the year ( Read more... )