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01 [intro; phone] - this is not my beautiful house

Jan 14, 2011 02:42

[James wakes up in an unfamiliar bed, in an unfamiliar house- with a very familiar-looking redhead sleeping next to him. He's scared to wake her- what if it's Lily? What if it's not?

Instead, he puts on the slippers some kind soul has left next to his bed. He looks for his wand, but can't find it. This is a bad sign. "Accio wand" doesn't work ( Read more... )

*cr: hermione granger, *cr: theta buckley, *cr: korea, *cr: sophie jenkins, *cr: sirius black, tag you're it, !intro, *cr: molly weasley, *cr: australia, !phone

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taegeuk January 14 2011, 07:50:13 UTC

Here is Mayfield! It's a creepy town somewhere in America, or something!

ohdearohdeer January 14 2011, 08:46:46 UTC

......America?

Do you know how we got here?

taegeuk January 14 2011, 22:04:38 UTC

oh, well, that's the freaky part! The town totally kidnapped all of us and stuck us in these houses and stuff!

ohdearohdeer January 14 2011, 23:34:49 UTC

.......what.

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thatsnotaknife January 14 2011, 08:57:13 UTC

G'day, Jim, nice to meet ya, you're in the US or somewhere pretending to be the US and also in a pile of shit.

Metaphorically.

ohdearohdeer January 14 2011, 15:33:47 UTC

I wouldn't be able to get out of here, would I.

thatsnotaknife January 15 2011, 00:32:11 UTC

Not right now, not of your own accord, sorry. Be bit of a pathetic kidnapping if you could just waltz on home, wouldn't it?

ohdearohdeer January 15 2011, 04:26:21 UTC

I was rather hoping for a pathetic kidnapping. Not my luck, though.

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eldest_hatter January 14 2011, 15:26:25 UTC

"Here" is Mayfield.

May I ask what you mean when you say you're supposed to be dead?

ohdearohdeer January 14 2011, 15:35:29 UTC

The last thing I remember was being about to die. There's... nobody's survived the thing that was going to kill me, not ever.

If this is the afterlife I'm going to be horribly disappointed.

eldest_hatter January 14 2011, 16:47:12 UTC

I'm fairly certain that this is not an afterlife. I, along with many other people here are quite alive. Though, I do not think you are the first to arrive here after death, or near-death as it were.

ohdearohdeer January 14 2011, 23:37:21 UTC

That's a relief, I guess.

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nineheadaches January 14 2011, 21:16:23 UTC

J-james-

James Potter?!

ohdearohdeer January 14 2011, 23:37:53 UTC

Hello there? You sound familiar, I'm sorry, I can't- I can't quite place your voice...

nineheadaches January 15 2011, 07:13:03 UTC

I- this-

T-this is Molly Weasley, dear.

[longest pause ever]

Though I'm afraid her good sense has left the building, seeing as she's starting to hear the voices of good people who have no right to be quite so...chatty.

ohdearohdeer January 15 2011, 09:25:15 UTC

Molly? Oh, I remember- you're Gideon and Fabian's sister, right?

And... no, I don't think it's you. I'm pretty sure I'm dead. Or I should be, at least.

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siriuslyadog January 15 2011, 02:14:31 UTC

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"No !@#$ing way."

ohdearohdeer January 15 2011, 04:27:22 UTC

[the LONGEST PAUSE]

Padfoot?!

siriuslyadog January 15 2011, 20:14:02 UTC

He doesn't even bother to pause after hearing that name before repeating in a slightly louder voice,

"No. !@#$ing. Way. No way. This is the town. I've finally gone mad. I'm starkers. I'm bouncing off the pads at Azkaban."

ohdearohdeer January 15 2011, 20:38:13 UTC

Azkaban? What the bloody---

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