All AP homework aside, I can't wait for school. No, really -- for once I'll know what day it is and not have to ask anyone every two hours. This is scaring me somewhat.

"cabin pressure's rising" and "pet names for genitalia"...

Oh, goodness, Sarah. There is nothing more fun to talk to you about than sex. Wait, no, there's also -- nah, just sex.

Apparently Weird Al Yankovic's parents (Sarah, you liar *shakes fist*) have been dead for about a year ( Read more... )

:O my entire post just got deleted. Man ( Read more... )

This is what the conversation between me and my mom looked like ( Read more... )

Jug jug.

That is all I have to say about today.

A week and a half till school starts and I still haven't done my AP History. Eep ( Read more... )

Whenever I try to take a picture of my dog, she looks away and stares at me all scared-like. I think she thinks I'm trying to steal her soul. Honestly, I do ( Read more... )

So yesterday we tried to return some bras I bought at Target, since the number size was too big (I don't know what it's called, but I'm positive that most of the people who read this will understand me). I searched for hours and hours and still could not find one 34D -- honestly, this business will be the death of me. So I said to my mother, not ( Read more... )

Ooh, it's a crisp autumn-ish day. This morning I woke up and took 3 extra blankets from the closet to warm me up. I love this weather more than anything. :DDD

I don't, however, love going to Mass at 8am. Not cool, mom, not cool.

( a party, Divito-style )

I hate the Olympic commentators, particularly the ones for gymnastics ( Read more... )