Comments | ohfuckitshidan: Worst. Class. Ever.

ohfuckitshidan

Worst. Class. Ever.

Mar 14, 2011 12:25

So, there've been some people who've been saying I'm a crackpot Religions teacher.

GUESS WHAT. I CAN HEAR YOU WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK. I'M FUCKING BIONIC, BITCH.So today, we're gonna have a lame-ass normal class. We're gonna watch a stupid retarded movie on stories from the Bible. Adam and Eve, Noah's Ark, blah blah blah ( Read more... )

i am not a crackpot religions teacher, bible-thumpin', my colleagues suck cocks, christianity sucks cocks

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wanmaru March 14 2011, 23:49:38 UTC

[raises hand] Hey teach! Are we ever gonna learn about this Jashin dude you keep talking about? Or Buddha? Buddha was cool, right? Reincarnation? [totally thinks reincarnation is cool, so wants to have been a dog in a past life]

ohfuckitshidan March 14 2011, 23:53:34 UTC

Hmmm... [looks down at his curriculum schedule]

This is your last Christianity lesson, because I'm getting bored of teaching it. Next up is Buddhism, after that we have... Jediism, Trekkiism, Taoism, Judaism... Jashinism will be the last thing we cover this year.

You always save the best for last.

wanmaru March 15 2011, 00:02:42 UTC

Jediism? That's like....Star Wars, right? AWESOME. I didn't think that was an actual religion...

[shrugs] Okay. You sure it's okay to take a nap? You seemed pretty pissed off last time....

ohfuckitshidan March 17 2011, 16:02:24 UTC

You bet your ass it is. Freakin' nerds...

Go ahead and take a damn nap. This time I don't care.

blood_n_sand March 15 2011, 01:00:08 UTC

[If Gaara was inclined he would weep. There go his high grades for religion.]

Hidan-sensei, I enjoyed your classes.

ohfuckitshidan March 17 2011, 16:05:03 UTC

I used to enjoy my damn classes too. [grumblegrumblegrumble]

Don't worry about your damn grade. As long as you slack off and don't pay attention, you'll still keep your marks.

blood_n_sand March 18 2011, 02:01:50 UTC

.... I'm screwed. I hate actual religion. [sulksulksulk]

inkdicks March 16 2011, 06:15:52 UTC

[Is not really listening to the video, so instead is just doodling animals over his notebook]

ohfuckitshidan March 17 2011, 16:03:36 UTC

Mmhm, mmhm. Just keep on ignoring the TV and doodling.

inkdicks March 18 2011, 00:38:23 UTC

[Oh don't worry Sensei, he intends to~]

shikaclouds March 17 2011, 04:47:15 UTC

[Enters late equipped with his very own black eye, all puffy and fresh. He sits at a desk, and takes a brief look at the screen and then decideds he would rather of skipped the class]

[He puts his head on the desk]

ohfuckitshidan March 17 2011, 16:02:59 UTC

[nods approvingly]

Yeah you enjoy that nap.

blowupurmom March 17 2011, 08:26:06 UTC

...Library chick said you were fun, un~ Something to do with an artistic use of the books?
But you look pretty boring old man~

ohfuckitshidan March 17 2011, 16:01:43 UTC

Konan just can't appreciate my teaching style is all. I do Religions, and I MAKE IT FUCKING INTERESTING.

Seriously. Now I have to do boring shit like this and play stupid lame-ass movies to appease my other coworkers... Ohhh but just you wait. I'll get them back bigtime.

blowupurmom March 18 2011, 04:54:54 UTC

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN UN~
CHEMISTRY IS MORE FUN WHEN FIRE IS INVOVLED, RIGHT? She wouldn't let me burn books, either.

..Do you need some help? I have artistic expertise in certains.. areas, un~