Comments | ohfuckitshidan: Her name was Lola... she was a showgirl...~ And she wasn't Jewish! 8D

ohfuckitshidan

Her name was Lola... she was a showgirl...~ And she wasn't Jewish! 8D

Apr 10, 2011 18:05

[Hidan is in a pretty fuckin' good mood. He had an awesome birthday, got some pretty sweet-ass gifts, and Kuzuface managed to get Lola, his big sexy gorgeous UNF UNF UNF red three-bladed scythe out of the Jashinist convent and into his arms. He's in such a good mood in fact, that he's decided to wrap up the Jashin-damned Christianty lecture and ( Read more... )

what's in your grocery basket?, hidan is not kosher

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murasaki_sabaku April 11 2011, 06:44:36 UTC

Umm.. Chocolate?

[She has no idea but everyone loves chocolate right???]

ohfuckitshidan April 11 2011, 17:18:15 UTC

Hells yeah!

murasaki_sabaku April 12 2011, 03:04:06 UTC

[Using the least amount of money? How about no money at all.]

Just steal it!

ohfuckitshidan April 12 2011, 08:27:23 UTC

DING DING DING.

YOU GET A MOTHERFUCKIN' A+. YEAH ENJOY THAT.

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hornedbitch April 11 2011, 10:08:42 UTC

Your mother.

[Because, hell, if they can't eat pork she is the closest subsitute.]

ohfuckitshidan April 11 2011, 17:17:03 UTC

MY MOTHER WAS A FUCKING PROSTITUTE.

...YOU PROBABLY COULD "BUY" HER IN THE GROCERY STORE. [writes on the chalkboard!!]

hornedbitch April 19 2011, 11:46:36 UTC

They charge insane interest on every fuckin' thing they lend...even in the orphanage there was this kid.
"Hey Shylock, can I borrow your eraser?" SURE ASSHOLE GIMME FIVE GOLD COINS FOR THAT.

shikaclouds April 11 2011, 12:21:55 UTC

[Decides that he didn't specify food explicitly, that he was going to milk it for all it was worth, because thats what they did in his class...]

Washing detergent, laundry powder, tampons, condoms, shampoo..

ohfuckitshidan April 11 2011, 17:15:52 UTC

[snickerfit]

Yesssss. [skirtchskritches down on the chalkboard]

shikaclouds April 11 2011, 23:54:05 UTC

They should probably think about Rogaine...

[Because jewish people always seemed to be bald >_>]

ohfuckitshidan April 12 2011, 08:31:08 UTC

...Heheheh... Rogaine. I hear that shit is just basically piss water mixed with some chemicals that fry your scalp til' it's niiiice and crispy... doesn't give you no shiny-ass mop-top o' hair or nothing! Just a good ol' marketing gimmick! Suckers... [smiiiiirk]

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chordaetendonae April 12 2011, 11:19:52 UTC

[ Was walking past minding his own business when he happens to hear that bit about circumcision and being 'great' with money, and kinda stops in front of the classroom door. Not that he takes this personally, but he sort of wonders if Hidan's mocking him |: ]

ohfuckitshidan April 13 2011, 03:24:21 UTC

[Oh geeze Kakuzu, stop being paranoid. If Hidan wanted to mock you, he'd mock you to your face. Today is all about mocking Judaism! ...Unless you're like Jewish or something. Then I guess he is mocking you. Ahahaha!]

chordaetendonae April 13 2011, 03:33:05 UTC

[ ...That's good to know. ]

[ Although he still wouldn't be too sure whether to be happy about him mocking him later or not -___________- ]