USE THE FORCE YOU DIPSHITS--A Lesson In Jediism (With Special Guest Kakuzu!)

[ohfuckitshidan]

ALRIGHT YOU BUNCH OF HEATHEN TEENAGE DIRTBAGS.

TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE LEARNING ABOUT MOTHERFUCKIN' JEDIISM.

WHAT IS IT?

WELL, IN A JASHIN-DAMNED NUTSHELL, JEDIISM WAS A RELIGION FOUNDED BY A BUNCH OF GEEKS AND NERDS WHO LOVED THE STAR WARS SERIES SO FECKIN' MUCH THAT THEY DECIDED TO ADOPT THE JEDI PRINCIPLES... WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS! HAH!

[ ahem

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[imwithteme]

[He'd been early for a change-- sat near the front of the class, letting his legs swing over the edge of the chair, elbows on the desk, face in his palms, so when Hidan starts talking it startles him enough to sit up bolt upright in his seat, eyes wide as he listens.

They were going to watch a movie in class? AND STAR WARS NO LESS? That was awesome.

Grinning widely, he shoved his hand up in the air, waving it for attention.]

[ohfuckitshidan]

THE HELL'RE YOU RAISING YOUR HAND FOR YOU LITTLE SHIT.

[imwithteme]

[There's a quiet squeak from him, and his hand drops - blinking at him before coughing hard and slumping down in his chair.]

I-- Just wondered if-- we could have somethin' to eat?

[ohfuckitshidan]

WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A FUCKIN' DRIVE-IN MOVIE THEATRE!? SUCK MY BALLS YOU HEATHEN TEENAGE SHIT. NO FOOD. NO DRINK. WATCH THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE. YOU'LL EAT AT YOUR APPROPRIATED DESIGNATED TIME... AKA, LUNCH!!!!

[inkdicks]

.....
[What is Star Wars?]

[What is a Jedi?]

[Who is Darth Vader?]

[so confused]

[ohfuckitshidan]

Watch the movie, kiddo.

[inkdicks]

My name is not kiddo.

...But alright, Sensei. :|

[chordaetendonae]

He finds it extremely embarrassing to be parading around in costume. It wasn't even Halloween yet, and he had no good excuse. No good excuse for parading around as Darth Sidius. Hidan hadn't really given him a choice, and had threatened him with a whole month of -erk- no sex (which he obviously cannot endure) and thus had him relent to the request.

And when he enters the classroom, he makes sure to hide in the darkest corner, sat grumpily with one leg on the desk in front of him, his red light saber sheathed and hidden within his cloak.

"It wasn't a talking Yoda. It was a squeaking Chewbaca." Seriously. Get your facts straight, Hidan.

[ohfuckitshidan]

Don't lie Kakuzuuuuuh~ You totally have a talking Yoda keychain, too. I found it when I went digging through your nerd stuff. ♥

[chordaetendonae]

"I'm going to make sure I write up a legal document stating that my husband is not allowed to rummage through my personal belongings. On account of causing unnecessary emotional stress."

[ohfuckitshidan]

Now you're just being silly. I like going through your stuff! I get to learn more about your likes and dislikes and crap.

Now shh and watch the movie.

[shikaclouds]

[ He stares out the window rather than at the screen..]

[ohfuckitshidan]

WATCH THE MOVIE OR DIE.

[shikaclouds]

[He sighs, turning his head to watch the screen. He finds himself trying not to fall asleep.]

[imwithdobe]

Is this a joke?

[ohfuckitshidan]

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE TO YOU YOU LITTLE TWAT. YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOU!!?

[imwithdobe]

Yeah, I think it looks like a motherfucking joke. [Stands up, crossing his arms over his chest.] How is this in any way going to further our education?

[ohfuckitshidan]

I TEACH RELIGIONS, YOU SHIT. EMPHASIS ON THE PLURAL. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE RELIGION I'M TEACHING, THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER SHOWING UP IN MY FUCKING CLASSROOM. I'LL BE HAPPY TO GIVE YOU A FAILING GRADE FOR THE DAY. WHICH I'M GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW.

[ Hidan promptly picks Sasuke up by the back of his collar and tosses him out of the classroom door, shutting and locking it behind him! ]

COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN BROADEN YOUR HORIZONS YOU CUNT.