Gather 'round kiddies... it's time for your first Religions Class!

[ohfuckitshidan]

[Hidan stayed overnight to redecorate his classroom with Jashinist propaganda. He also re-painted the walls black. He's quite pleased with the results, and the fucking brats better like all his hard work too, otherwise he'll kill their teenaged asses before they'll even know what it's like to have sex. Well, some of them. Bunch of heathen whores

Comments

[cagedbydestiny]

...You can't eat shellfish?

[ohfuckitshidan]

EXACTLY!! IN CHRISTIANITY, YOU CAN'T EAT ANYTHING THAT CARRIES AROUND ITS FUCKING HOUSE WITH IT. BULLSHIT I SAY. EAT THE MOTHERFUCKER AND USE ITS HOUSE AS DECORATION IN YOUR BATHROOM!! [scribbles down with chalk]

1/2

[inkdicks]

[This is his face for a good 5 minutes]

2/2

[inkdicks]

[But eventually he fears that sitting here doing nothing will mean the scary teacher will come shout at him. He opens up a book on Jashinism, and reads through it for a few minutes before putting his hand up]

...I think the fact that you won't be going to Hell for swearing or cussing God, will be a good one for you Sensei. [smileeeee~]

Re: 2/2

[ohfuckitshidan]

PRECISELY! FUCK SHIT PISS CUNT COCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN SAY ALL THOSE THINGS. AND JASHIN-SAMA WON'T SMITE ME! HE LIKES IT WHEN I CURSE!! [writes down 'can't use curse words' on the blackboard]

[inkdicks]

He likes it when you curse...?

[That is unfair, I always get told off ;A;]

[chordaetendonae]

[ He was just bringing in some stuff for the new teacher to fill out, and couldn't help but overhear the lesson. ]

...

The Bible needs constant revision because it isn't perfect, proving that man is the author and not God.

[ The man is an atheist~ ]

[ohfuckitshidan]

YET ANOTHER REASON WHY CHRISTIANITY SUCKS. [writes this down on the blackboard]

[chordaetendonae]

Yes yes. [ Cough cough ] May I speak to you for a moment? [ Still standing by the door ]

[ohfuckitshidan]

Oh? You wanna talk to me Kuzuface? Mmkay.

...DON'T YOU BRATS FUCKING DICK AROUND WHILE I'M IN THE HALLWAY OR I'LL DROP YOUR GRADE TO A B+!!

[steps into the hallway with Kakuzu] So what's up?

[limelotus]

Ah! Gai-sensei did not teach me much about Jashin or Christianity! [But he thinks hard for a moment anyway, because he wants to add to the class too!]

There are many rules which have to be remembered?! And not enough green!

[ohfuckitshidan]

.......TRY AGAIN YOU HEATHEN SHIT.

[limelotus]

A-AH. UM. I. I DON'T KNOW.

[ohfuckitshidan]

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT!! IT INVOLVES TWO CHICKS RUBBING THEIR MUFFINS TOGETHER AND TWO DUDES RUBBING THEIR SCHLONGS UP ONE ANOTHER.

[talkingmug]

*raises hand*

What is the meaning of life? :|

[ohfuckitshidan]

WRONG CLASS GET THE FUCK OUT!! THIS IS RELIGION NOT PHILOSOPHY YOU SALAD TOSSER!!!

[talkingmug]

B-B...Wha...

*curls up in his chair and sulks*