Gather 'round kiddies... It's time for your first Religions Project!

[ohfuckitshidan]

[When the brats come into class, they'll find a Holy Bible on their desk, along with these instructions scribbled out in red pen in Hidan's chicken-scratch on a separate sheet of paper:

RELIGIONS CLASS PROJECT: IMPROVING THE HOLY BIBLE IN YOUR IMAGE.
Instructions:Take the Holy Bible on your desk and skim and/or read through it, marking out

Comments

[pierced_paper]

.....Hidan.

[She had been told by a student that they have been made to destroy these books]

We need to talk.

[ohfuckitshidan]

[freezes in place] ACKPTH!!

[pierced_paper]

...Do you have any idea how offensive it is to vandalize a religion's holy book? I know you are not Christian, but perhaps some of the students here are. Have you thought about that?

And those are school property. We do not teach students to destroy books, this is unacceptable.

[ohfuckitshidan]

I'm well aware of how offensive it is, and to those students who are offended by it, they can find another class to take. I don't want any namby-pamby oversensitive brats in my classroom anyways.

And I already replaced the books that the kids are using. I'm inspiring creativity. Lookit how happy they are. Finally they get to mold religion how they see fit! And if it means scissoring the crap outta the Bible, or burning out Leviticus completely, who'm I to tell them they can't?

...Do you want to tell them they can't do such things and break their hearts?

[wanmaru]

[Gave the book to Akamaru to chew on while he takes a nap in class.]

[Religions is hard work, man!]

[ohfuckitshidan]

[slams his fist down on Kiba's desk]

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE HEATHEN.

[wanmaru]

Huh? Problem, teach?