boredom is another word for loneliness
1. DO YOU SNORE?
probably
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
you have to fight for love
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
lack of control, indecision
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
fucking god yes
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
no comment
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
i only suck
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
i never saw me
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
single implies lonely
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
bronze
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
if i get bored
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
no
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
you wish you knew
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
cold. wet. far away.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
he has nice cars
15. DO YOU LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC TOO LOUD?
i wouldnt mind being deaf
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
thrice
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
do you give a damn about living
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
some
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
why
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
nope
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
why would i want to do work
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
KILL EM ALL
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
hope so
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
nobody can read it
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
indecisiveness
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
maybe two months ago
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
he chills with nessie
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
only cause they were talking about my dead grandmother
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
ketchup
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
everybodys fucking dumb
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
on my other foot
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
two freckles past a hair
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
do you have a life
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
mcchicken is god
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
couple hours back
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
i dont sit in my own dirt
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
i wish
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
guess so
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
darkness is hella clutch
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
apparently bad timing
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
creamy. less work
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
if i felt like it
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
dont remember
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
2
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
neg unless the drugs smell
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
sometimes
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
brownie
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
not right now
51. WHO'S BETTER?
me. than all of you
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
all the fucking time
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
holden caulfield rocks the world
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
not anymore
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
nothing over a mil
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
havent tried
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
in pig form
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
fuck it
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
they cant give you anything
61. DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
for bad people
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
in socks on wood
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
story of my life
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
i dont get cold
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
pizza
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
no
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
affirmative
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
milwaukee light is the best
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
old navy for life
70. FAVORITE BAND(s) AT THE MOMENT?
Death to all Mankind. nah i made them up but thats how i feel