xcomedyofchristx: my brother just told me a story about work yesterday ( Read more... )

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i had the shittiest night ever up until MARSHALL DILLAN KNIESLY
called me around 1:06 AM.

I'm so fucking exxxxxxxciteddddd..

i loveee marshalllll.

fuck you. I regret ever meeting you.

i want to be 18

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I'm updating because I found a dead snake in my back yard and its mouth was wide open and because Alexx024 and Ana let my hamster go in my back yard and tried to get it back with spaghetti sauce. It didn't work, but I didn't like that hamster anyway.

um

also, rod is god.

If you deleted your journal I hate you.

die.

Dear Rachel and Jaimie,

Did your poop from the delicious dinner we had tonight come out alright?

please let me know if you are still alive.

love,
lara

ps: chocholate, beenilla, or leemon?

I kneel before you and take your majestic cock in my hand. It feels silky, soft and warm. I treat it with reverence, I almost worship it ... this tool that brings us both so much pleasure. I gently kiss the end of it and look up at you. You smile, my signal to continue ( Read more... )