1st Cheep [Video]

[ohhaimark]

[The communicator flicks on, and a stunningly beautiful man who looks like the lost lovechild of Christopher Walken and Fabio stares into the camera with dull, glassy eyes. His voice is heavily accented and he seems to have no idea which words to emphasize in a sentence.Oh hi?   I think this thing is working there is a light on.  Maybe

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[Audio]

[talkingfishbone]

[...well, that was odd.]

I'm...pretty sure you won't be going home. I mean. That's not generally how it works here.

Just saying.

[Audio]

[ohhaimark]

Ha ha ha!

That's a funny story.

[Audio]

[talkingfishbone]

Yeah.

Yeah, it would be.

...only it's not...really a story at all.

[Audio]

[ohhaimark]

Ha haaa.

So anyway, don't even ask me.

[lilyground]

Hi, you're on the MS Elegante, and we're going to the Golden Shore. I'm Lily. What's your name?

ilu for that opening

[ohhaimark]

Oh hi Lily!

You can call me Johnny hah.

But I am not sure, what I am here.

i now realize it should have been "oh hi" 8(

[lilyground]

Nice to meet you! You're here because you were saved. [You know, from your destroyed world. Lily doesn't mention that.] Who's Lisa?

IT STILL WORKS

[ohhaimark]

Haha, that's a funny story!

Lisa is the most beautiful girl I ever know, she's so smart and sexy.

[ttlynotawizard]

Are you all right?

[Like....mentally?]

[ohhaimark]

[That is anyone's guess!]

I am looking for Lisa have you seen her?

~SQUEE!~ [Videoooooo]

[hesmypuddin]

[Harley looks at her communicator before grinning and flipping it on.]

I'm sorry ta be the one ta break it ta ya, bubs, but I doubt yer gonna find yer Lisa hereabouts. I mean, ya might, sure, but I'm more than willin' ta bet that that'll be a big ole no.

[Have a casual shrug, but she's back to grinning quite warmly.]

Welcome ta the MS Elegante! Might as well figure it for home for the mean time. It ain't so bad .. free grub and clothes .. spacious rooms for everyone .. LOTSA interestin' folks ta meet!

[She's grinning widely now.]

I'm ~Harley~! Welcome aboard!

[Videoooooo] 8D

[ohhaimark]

Oh hi Harley!

[A lot of that was completely wasted on him. In case you hadn't noticed, his English isn't too good.]

Ha ha, you tell a funny story.

[Video] Sorry for the delay .. life is fail. D:

[hesmypuddin]

[There is a beat of several seconds where Harley blinks in confusion before laughing.]

HAH!! Don't ya know it, bubs! [She's beams a bright and happy grin!]

What's yer name, toots?

[Video] Same here. :C

[ohhaimark]

I'm Johnny.

[He gives her the cold unfeeling stare of a dead fish.]