Comments | ohhdarling: Sketchy email rules.

ohhdarling

Sketchy email rules.

Oct 05, 2005 20:23

My slave and I are looking for a woman such as yourself to perform in a dance/musical video which will be uniquely special in that it will be sexy and erotic but no sex. I have my slave to satisfy my needs but I want you to work with us in doing this video. It will be fun, just fun. No hidden agendas and for sure a good time to be had in the ( Read more... )

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chundercanyon October 6 2005, 04:17:00 UTC

HAHA why dont i get emails like that
i would obviously be your backup dancer, but there is no way i could seriously dance in any erotic fashion hahah

ohhdarling October 6 2005, 04:50:41 UTC

Well, honestly, I don't think I have ever seen anyone ACTUALLY dance in an erotic fashion. It always look silly and retarded and pathetic, and I have the feeling that this video would probably be all artfaggy, which makes it even worse. Erotic dancing sucks, except for when it's some really coked up strippers. That can be pretty awesome. Therefore, the four of us should do some lines and go shake our erotic bootays.

despondentlife October 6 2005, 14:29:28 UTC

This e-mail is terrific. myboyfriendjeff works at a pornshop so i am ever growing in love with all things sketch.

ohhdarling October 6 2005, 20:27:54 UTC

Whoahoa, can your boyfriend Jeff get me a job? I've always wanted to work in a porn shop.

despondentlife October 6 2005, 20:45:41 UTC

actually he totally can. he's the manager of Clasixxx in bells coners and he is ALWAYS hiring. especially girls.

ohhdarling October 7 2005, 17:32:53 UTC

Ok, I am dead serious about this. My brother had a sweet porn job that he was going to give to me but then flaked at the last minute.
Should I go see him or what?

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pantybrigade October 6 2005, 14:49:35 UTC

i'm in