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All great 90's entertainment is here.
Thoughtfully critiqued and cut into seven short volumes.
Here is the first in the series.
VOL. I
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air- Thought that Carlton was the rich man's Erkel.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?- I would only watch this show in the summer when it was still light out at 6:00 p.m. (when the show came on), because I was that scared.
Secret World of Alex Mack- I wanted to lift things with my mind like Alex did. But I hated all the flannel that she wore.
Nightmare Before Christmas- The best claymation movie ever.
The Muppet Show- I was Ms. Piggy. Well dressed, loud, and violent. I always rooted for her and Kermit. They also had the best musical guests.
Muppet Babies- Not as good as the original, but then again, spinoffs rarely are.
Eureka's Castle- All I remember about this show is there was a depressed dragon. And a castle.
Salute Your Shorts- The funniest show. I still remember the theme song. Camp Anawana led by that evil fucking counselor. I remember on episode in which two boys fake puke so they can stay in the nurses office and break into the ice cream reserved for kids with tonsilitis. Also, there was a really rich girl, who I wanted to kill.
Legends of the Hidden Temple- Didn't understand it at all, but seemed like a great game show. Or not.
Double Dare- The double challenges. The games. The prizes. The mucus-like slime. That was the real shit. Fo' sho'.
Rocko's Modern Life- The cow! I loved the cow! Who thought it was a deer or moose, or something. The greatest.
All That- Was good until it got bad. Whatever. I like the old school one better than the shit it is now.
Ren and Stimpy- If you do not like Ren and Stimpy, you are not a child of the 90's. The were boss. Seriously. Me and my dad used to watch that show every Saturday morning until they figured out it was all about sex and drugs and cancelled it. Now they show reruns on Spike.
Let the nostalgia flow bitches, let it flow.
Thoughtfully critiqued and cut into seven short volumes.
Here is the first in the series.
VOL. I
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air- Thought that Carlton was the rich man's Erkel.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?- I would only watch this show in the summer when it was still light out at 6:00 p.m. (when the show came on), because I was that scared.
Secret World of Alex Mack- I wanted to lift things with my mind like Alex did. But I hated all the flannel that she wore.
Nightmare Before Christmas- The best claymation movie ever.
The Muppet Show- I was Ms. Piggy. Well dressed, loud, and violent. I always rooted for her and Kermit. They also had the best musical guests.
Muppet Babies- Not as good as the original, but then again, spinoffs rarely are.
Eureka's Castle- All I remember about this show is there was a depressed dragon. And a castle.
Salute Your Shorts- The funniest show. I still remember the theme song. Camp Anawana led by that evil fucking counselor. I remember on episode in which two boys fake puke so they can stay in the nurses office and break into the ice cream reserved for kids with tonsilitis. Also, there was a really rich girl, who I wanted to kill.
Legends of the Hidden Temple- Didn't understand it at all, but seemed like a great game show. Or not.
Double Dare- The double challenges. The games. The prizes. The mucus-like slime. That was the real shit. Fo' sho'.
Rocko's Modern Life- The cow! I loved the cow! Who thought it was a deer or moose, or something. The greatest.
All That- Was good until it got bad. Whatever. I like the old school one better than the shit it is now.
Ren and Stimpy- If you do not like Ren and Stimpy, you are not a child of the 90's. The were boss. Seriously. Me and my dad used to watch that show every Saturday morning until they figured out it was all about sex and drugs and cancelled it. Now they show reruns on Spike.
Let the nostalgia flow bitches, let it flow.