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[ohheykatie]

ahem. presenting:
the seven "official" attributes of the pillsbury doughboy.

1) his skin must look like dough: "off-white, smooth, but not glossy."
2) slightly luminous, but no sheen.
3) no knees, elbows, wrists, fingers, ears, or ankles.
4) rear views do not include "buns."
5) walks with a "swagger."
6) stomach is proportional to the rest of his body.
7)

Comments

[violetsrblue489]

you should try snorkling
or maybe karate.
Or how about shuffleboard?
Heckk, thats what I'd do.