My ex is ...... i dont have one
I love ....... jeff.
I don't understand ... your moms vag.
I lose... bobby pins !
People say I'm ... loud and animated.
Love is ... like candy on your moms tits.
Somewhere, someone is ... queeeefing!
I will always... fart.
Forever is ... unreal cause were all gonna die.
I never want to ... poop blood...ew.
I think the current President is... pretty hot and i liked the blow job he gave me.
When I woke up in the morning ... i go pee.
My past is... gone.
I get annoyed... with stupid sluts.
Parties are ... fuuuuuun.
My dog is ... humping me.
My cat is ... in my pants...HA!
Kisses are the worst when... someone vomits in your mouth.
Tommorow i'm going to... sleep and do homework.
I really want ... summer.
I have low tolerance for people who ... are ditsy and try to get with my boyfriend.
If I had a million dollars .... i would by all the cigarettes in the world.