My momma thinks I'm grown, but I'm really just little

[ohjunk]

Hi, hello, hi. So, today (or yesterday, really) has been full of weirdness of all sorts imaginable. Entry below. Being awoken at 2:30 AM by roomate Michelle talking loud and obnoxiously on her phone. Later realizing that the reason she was doing that was because my other roommate Alex was being pounded in the vagina by some guy under her blankets

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[ithrewthemtosea]

yay ipod!

...pounded in the vagina. haha.

[ohjunk]

So gross.
Yay iPOD!

[calgal]

Ode to Donna:
Doooonnaaaaa. You sold me coooolaaaaa. I drank it alllllll.
Your hair is shiny.
You use British slang
We meet
to eat
some treat(s)
at a diner
where the waitresses have shiners
because their husbands beat them.

I heart you!

[ohjunk]

Aww SARAH! That made me smillee. :) You're the coolest cat I know. I hope you enjoyed your Green Apple soda.

[ilikeyoursas]

you're moving away from FREE, LIVE PORN?! what the fuck are you thinking?

[ohjunk]

YES, IT WAS GROSS.

[maisquared]

i think i wud have a heartattack and die if my roommate had sex in the room while i was in there..pounded in the vagina..haha

moving on to greener..less sexed up..pastures will be fun

[angrynerdrock18]

MOVE TO MY BASEMENT!!!

[ohjunk]

OKAYYY!!!