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idk...i thought this was funny.
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[ ] You were born in Nebraska
[x] You're proud that you're not from one of those square states
[ ] You know all the words to There is No Place Like Nebraska
[x] You remember your first trip to Memorial Stadium
[ ] You've met Tom Osborne and it was a moving experience
Total: 2
[x] You know THE game refers to that weeks college football game
[x] deep down i'll always root for NE. You claim to be a husker fan since birth
[x] You can pronounce Norfolk (Nor-fork), Beatrice (BE-at-triss), and Kearney (Car-knee)
[x] You know the story of why Norfolk is misspelled.
[ ] You voted/rooted for Tom Osborne for Governor
Total: 6
[ ] You take pride in knowing that on Saturdays, Memorial stadium is the third largest city in the state.
[x] You know that the statue on the dome of the state capital is actually sowing seed - not bowling.
[ ]You can drive through towns like Wahoo with a straight face.
[x] You know what "knee high by the Fourth of July" refers to.
[ ] You list your religious preference as "Cornhusker."
Total: 8
[ ] You consider using your life savings to go to the Colorado-Nebraska football game.
[x] There's a tornado warning and you go outside to watch for it.
[ ] You think Abraham Lincoln was named after the capital of Nebraska.
[x] "Little Smokies" are something you serve on special occasions.
[x] You think the "Sea of Red" refers to the football stadium on Saturdays.
Total: 11
[ ] Using the elevator involves a corn truck.
[x] You know cow pies aren't made of beef.
[x] You actually buy manure. (for flowers or plants)...
[x] You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot apart.
[x] You consider any building a mall, if it's bigger than the local Wal-Mart.
Total: 15
[x] You're not scared about Global Warming because you will be surrounded by beaches
[x] Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
[x] You know several classes were canceled because of the cold
[ ] Your school classes were canceled because of the heat.
[x] You switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Total: 19
[x ] You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition... Example: "Where's my coat at"
[x] You can actually locate Nebraska on the United States map.
[ ] Detassling was your first job.
[x] You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
[ ] You can't understand why Johnny Carson ever left.
Total: 22
[x] You laugh at people who drive under 50 on gravel roads
[x] You learned the finger wave at an early age
[x] You think vegetarians shouldn't be allowed in Nebraska
[ ] You eat at Runza at least once a week
[ ] Your mail comes addressed without your name and your town and you still get it
Total: 25
[ ] It's called pop.
[ ] You bring your groceries home in sacks
[x] You don't have an accent and are proud of that
[x] Out West refers to western Nebraska
[x] You can draw the state outline without looking at a map
Total: 28
[x] You're proud of things invented in Nebraska.
[x] You think nothing of Hooker County
[ ] You wear Husker Apparel to Church
[ ] You refuse to get married in the Fall in fear of missing a football game
[x] You believe Nebraska really is the good life and could never leave.
Total: 31
grand total= 31
Times this by 2 and title the note as I am __% Nebraskan
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[ ] You were born in Nebraska
[x] You're proud that you're not from one of those square states
[ ] You know all the words to There is No Place Like Nebraska
[x] You remember your first trip to Memorial Stadium
[ ] You've met Tom Osborne and it was a moving experience
Total: 2
[x] You know THE game refers to that weeks college football game
[x] deep down i'll always root for NE. You claim to be a husker fan since birth
[x] You can pronounce Norfolk (Nor-fork), Beatrice (BE-at-triss), and Kearney (Car-knee)
[x] You know the story of why Norfolk is misspelled.
[ ] You voted/rooted for Tom Osborne for Governor
Total: 6
[ ] You take pride in knowing that on Saturdays, Memorial stadium is the third largest city in the state.
[x] You know that the statue on the dome of the state capital is actually sowing seed - not bowling.
[ ]You can drive through towns like Wahoo with a straight face.
[x] You know what "knee high by the Fourth of July" refers to.
[ ] You list your religious preference as "Cornhusker."
Total: 8
[ ] You consider using your life savings to go to the Colorado-Nebraska football game.
[x] There's a tornado warning and you go outside to watch for it.
[ ] You think Abraham Lincoln was named after the capital of Nebraska.
[x] "Little Smokies" are something you serve on special occasions.
[x] You think the "Sea of Red" refers to the football stadium on Saturdays.
Total: 11
[ ] Using the elevator involves a corn truck.
[x] You know cow pies aren't made of beef.
[x] You actually buy manure. (for flowers or plants)...
[x] You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot apart.
[x] You consider any building a mall, if it's bigger than the local Wal-Mart.
Total: 15
[x] You're not scared about Global Warming because you will be surrounded by beaches
[x] Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
[x] You know several classes were canceled because of the cold
[ ] Your school classes were canceled because of the heat.
[x] You switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Total: 19
[x ] You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition... Example: "Where's my coat at"
[x] You can actually locate Nebraska on the United States map.
[ ] Detassling was your first job.
[x] You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
[ ] You can't understand why Johnny Carson ever left.
Total: 22
[x] You laugh at people who drive under 50 on gravel roads
[x] You learned the finger wave at an early age
[x] You think vegetarians shouldn't be allowed in Nebraska
[ ] You eat at Runza at least once a week
[ ] Your mail comes addressed without your name and your town and you still get it
Total: 25
[ ] It's called pop.
[ ] You bring your groceries home in sacks
[x] You don't have an accent and are proud of that
[x] Out West refers to western Nebraska
[x] You can draw the state outline without looking at a map
Total: 28
[x] You're proud of things invented in Nebraska.
[x] You think nothing of Hooker County
[ ] You wear Husker Apparel to Church
[ ] You refuse to get married in the Fall in fear of missing a football game
[x] You believe Nebraska really is the good life and could never leave.
Total: 31
grand total= 31
Times this by 2 and title the note as I am __% Nebraskan