December Drabble Fest - Day 7
Title : December Drabble Fest Day 7 : BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriends)
Rating : R?
Pairing : Ohno/Nino, Gen Arashi Friendship
Summary : Based on the prompt, “Do all boyfriends randomly twitch and spaz out in their sleep or is mine just broken?”
Note : Breaking away from the usual, because this prompt just needed to be written. No actual smut though, sorry about that. Thanks for lending me the brain again, daisukidesu3 LOL
(December Drabble Fest Day 6)
“He’s what?” Jun grouches from the other end of the line - he’s obviously pissed - and Nino promptly ignores him. It’s possibly not the ideal time to be calling your friend to inquire about something so, um, mundane, he gets that, but the oddness of what he is witnessing at the moment needs to be clarified by someone who (probably) experienced the same thing so they could explain it to him.
Quite frankly, Jun is possibly not the perfect person to talk to about such thing, but, whatever. Jun can just deal with it, because despite what Jun might think, he’s not that stupid to call Aiba, and expects to get a sensible answer, or Sho, and expect not to be yelled at even before he’s managed to tell Sho his little problem.
“Spazzing,” he repeats, clasping his phone firmly to his ear with his hand, while he pokes at Ohno with the other. On the bed, Ohno is lying on his back, arms spread wide like eagle’s wings, and literally vibrating every goddamn minute. It freaked Nino out the first time he realized it was Ohno who was vibrating next to him and not his phone, as he ended up jumping off the bed to look Ohno over, just to make sure Ohno is still alive and was not actually being electrocuted.
“Spazzing? What does that even mean?”
Ohno does it again, this time with an added feet movements that has Nino cringing.
“Twitching, like, if you take a fish out of the water and leave it on the ground? Like that. But he’s also like, like vibrating, it’s so weird. Like a dildo. An oversized, vibrating dildo.”
“Oh my god, did you just compare our Leader to a vibrator? Why are you telling me these things, I don’t want to hear them! Oh my god.”
He grimaces, his attention being split between Jun grouching from the other end to Ohno twitching on the bed like a battery-operated doll losing power.
“I’m serious, J! I mean, I don’t know, is Leader okay, like, should I call an ambulance or something? Why is he doing that in his sleep? Is he, maybe, broken or something?”
“There is something wrong with your brain, Nino, seriously,” Jun tells him, matter-of-factly, as he keeps his gaze on Ohno. “Maybe he’s just dreaming, who knows? Sho-san does that too, sometimes.”
Nino frowns, pauses to think, and decides to file that information away in his brain for now. He’ll pester Jun about that next time, for now, he needs to make sure he didn’t just agree to date a broken boyfriend. After all, it’s always better to have a life-sized, vibrating dildo that could make him scream better than an improvised dick-sized one, so he needs to make sure this one isn’t broken.
“Really? So what do you do when Sho-chan starts spazzing in his sleep? How do you make him stop?”
Jun snorts on the other end and murmurs, “I smother him with two pillows,” he says, then proudly adds, “and if that still don’t work, I kick him out of the bed. Try it. It always works for me.” Jun says, and promptly hangs up.
Nino does neither. Instead, he throws his phone aside and straddles Ohno and waits.
Somehow, finding himself on the bed, minutes later after Ohno woke up finding him sitting on top of Ohno did something that turned the other man’s switch on, moaning as Ohno strips him off his clothes, and off his pride the second Ohno gets his hands on him and eventually made him forget what he’s worrying over earlier.
Man, fucking human vibrators are the best, he tells himself while he could still think, watching Ohno through heavy-lidded eyes and moaning, as Ohno vibrates above him, and inside him.
The best, hands down.
(December Drabble Fest Day 8)
Rating : R?
Pairing : Ohno/Nino, Gen Arashi Friendship
Summary : Based on the prompt, “Do all boyfriends randomly twitch and spaz out in their sleep or is mine just broken?”
Note : Breaking away from the usual, because this prompt just needed to be written. No actual smut though, sorry about that. Thanks for lending me the brain again, daisukidesu3 LOL
(December Drabble Fest Day 6)
“He’s what?” Jun grouches from the other end of the line - he’s obviously pissed - and Nino promptly ignores him. It’s possibly not the ideal time to be calling your friend to inquire about something so, um, mundane, he gets that, but the oddness of what he is witnessing at the moment needs to be clarified by someone who (probably) experienced the same thing so they could explain it to him.
Quite frankly, Jun is possibly not the perfect person to talk to about such thing, but, whatever. Jun can just deal with it, because despite what Jun might think, he’s not that stupid to call Aiba, and expects to get a sensible answer, or Sho, and expect not to be yelled at even before he’s managed to tell Sho his little problem.
“Spazzing,” he repeats, clasping his phone firmly to his ear with his hand, while he pokes at Ohno with the other. On the bed, Ohno is lying on his back, arms spread wide like eagle’s wings, and literally vibrating every goddamn minute. It freaked Nino out the first time he realized it was Ohno who was vibrating next to him and not his phone, as he ended up jumping off the bed to look Ohno over, just to make sure Ohno is still alive and was not actually being electrocuted.
“Spazzing? What does that even mean?”
Ohno does it again, this time with an added feet movements that has Nino cringing.
“Twitching, like, if you take a fish out of the water and leave it on the ground? Like that. But he’s also like, like vibrating, it’s so weird. Like a dildo. An oversized, vibrating dildo.”
“Oh my god, did you just compare our Leader to a vibrator? Why are you telling me these things, I don’t want to hear them! Oh my god.”
He grimaces, his attention being split between Jun grouching from the other end to Ohno twitching on the bed like a battery-operated doll losing power.
“I’m serious, J! I mean, I don’t know, is Leader okay, like, should I call an ambulance or something? Why is he doing that in his sleep? Is he, maybe, broken or something?”
“There is something wrong with your brain, Nino, seriously,” Jun tells him, matter-of-factly, as he keeps his gaze on Ohno. “Maybe he’s just dreaming, who knows? Sho-san does that too, sometimes.”
Nino frowns, pauses to think, and decides to file that information away in his brain for now. He’ll pester Jun about that next time, for now, he needs to make sure he didn’t just agree to date a broken boyfriend. After all, it’s always better to have a life-sized, vibrating dildo that could make him scream better than an improvised dick-sized one, so he needs to make sure this one isn’t broken.
“Really? So what do you do when Sho-chan starts spazzing in his sleep? How do you make him stop?”
Jun snorts on the other end and murmurs, “I smother him with two pillows,” he says, then proudly adds, “and if that still don’t work, I kick him out of the bed. Try it. It always works for me.” Jun says, and promptly hangs up.
Nino does neither. Instead, he throws his phone aside and straddles Ohno and waits.
Somehow, finding himself on the bed, minutes later after Ohno woke up finding him sitting on top of Ohno did something that turned the other man’s switch on, moaning as Ohno strips him off his clothes, and off his pride the second Ohno gets his hands on him and eventually made him forget what he’s worrying over earlier.
Man, fucking human vibrators are the best, he tells himself while he could still think, watching Ohno through heavy-lidded eyes and moaning, as Ohno vibrates above him, and inside him.
The best, hands down.
(December Drabble Fest Day 8)