Why do you need me ( Read more... )

weekend:(assisted by geoffrey moore, nashla, anthony, mikey, bernie, and aquatic dave)
house:bernie
b&n
ladybugs
mini vans
wendys
aquatic bikes
ihop
scions
cigarrettes
asylums

i now hold the key to life:napolean dynamite

i have recently realized that i miss someone that doesnt miss me at all...and no its not the clap :/

people infected with the clap:
josh(origin)->brennan->kyle->aimee

i just asked my mom to wake me up on sunday and take me to church, because i <3 God :]

as he begins to talk about music and brings up johnny cash

him: you know what song i like by johnny cash...
(i interrupt)
me: you know what i like about johnny cash
him: what?
me: he's dead

ok fucking awesome...it seems that penecilin from mexico makes you feel alot better. i woke up like 10 minutes ago and i feel fine now...i probably could have gone to school, but when i woke up no one was here...you know what that means...PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN ( Read more... )

iamdead:flu

today...

i threw a wrapped fudge brownie at a suspecting target, but instead hit an innocent pedestrian...all i can say is that brownie raped that stupid bitches face

can you say awesome blossom without sounding like a fag?

i made a song for tina, its fucking gay, but i made her feel special in the process

FATGGOT. alex has plungeapples, and hes going down. *does little kid dinosaur scream*
Brennan you fag, you made me walk alot. and be gay.

- Bernie