WHAT DO YOU CALL BEES THAT GIVES MILK ( Read more... )

Q: how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: to get to the other side.

im listening to this thing called "pretty good joke tape"
pretty good, if you ask me

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i got murdered over the weekend
well
not really
but i had to wake up early after a late night and i nearly died

my computer has a virus or something
it doesnt turn on
all it does is have an orange light, instead of a green one

well, i have a new hobby
photoshop
i finally got it
so if anybody has anything they would like to amde, i can give it a shot. i need practice. i cant make up my own, otherwise i cant learn as fast.
so if you have anything, yup, lemme know.

( oh, here's some of the stuff i've done recently )

yup
well, i did it. good job.
i hope i didn't ahve any homework over the weekend.. otherwise im screwed.
school's kinda taken the backseat these days. there's far more important things on my mind...

i won't
i never would
i never will

g.t.t.y.s.

Burn all the statutes and their shelves:
They stir us up against our kind;
And worse, against ourselves.

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