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[[YOUR CRAZY PAST]]
have you ever..
--Snuck out of the house: yessuh, I keep my window unlocked 24/7.
--Played spin the bottle: actually.. no I have not.
--Toliet-papered someone’s house/property: yep. I'm a teen ager.. of course.
--Called the cops: yes.
--Had a crush on a teacher: uh, Coach Stegman is kinda cute.. but no.
--Played poker with money: yea.
--Liked someone but never told them: yes
--Sat on your glasses and broke them: hahahaha yes.
--Went camping in your backyard: of course...
--Got an autograph: yes
--Had a crush on your brother’s friend: no brother..
--Walked in the rain with no umbrella: yes
--Told a joke that nobody thought was funny: all the time.
--Been in a talent show: yes
--Starting laughing for no reason at a bad time: Im the kinda girl that laughs at a funeral....
--Worn something your mom didn’t approve of: EVERYDAY
--Been to a nude beach: I MADE THE BEACH NUDE.
--Cursed in a church/CCD: yea
--Hacked into someones computer: no
--Been called a slut for kissing someone:i hope not..
--Burnt yourself with a curling iron/straightener: yep
--Blackmailed someone: pfft. no
--Wanted to be a police officer: maybe when I was an infant.. but of course, I also wanted to be a plumber..
--Dumped someone: yes
--Been hit on by someone too old: everyday almost...
--Bought lottery tickets: no
--Made out in a car: yea.
--Said something bad about someone who was near you and they heard: I dont know.
--Cried during a movie: yes
--Wanted something you couldn’t have: who hasnt?
--Seen someone shoplift: yep.
--Yelled at your pet: yes
--Bought a thong when the cashier was a guy: ew thongs.
--Gotten seasick: once.
--Had a stalker: YEP, THE SAME AS RACHELS.
--Played a prank on someone that had them really scared: yea.. my mom.. haha
--Been embarrassed by your family: of course.
--Felt bad about eating meat: no
--Saved a life: yea
--Protested something: yes
--Ate just because you were bored: thats why im fat moron.
--Screamed in a library: hahahahhaa yea.
--Made out with a stranger: .....
--Wished a part of you was different: yep
--Asked a guy to dance: sadie hawkins.. of course.
--Laughed so hard you cried: yep.
--Went up to a complete stranger and started talking: yes
--Been sunburned: yes
--Kicked a guy in the nuts for being a perv: no.. I believe kicking a male in the nuts is cruel unless he is trying to rape you or smt..
--Woke someone up by screaming in their ear: yes
--Threw up in school: yes
--Received an anonymous love letter: once in like elementary school.
--Had to wear something you hated: yeah
--Had to pretend to like a present you hated: yeah
--Been to a luau: yeah
--Had a really bad haircut: no
--Saw your ex and wanted to kick his ass: yes
--Cursed infront of your parents: yes
--Been on a commercial on TV : no
--Watched a movie that made you miss your ex: yes
--Been out of your country: yes
--Been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk: yeah
--Fought with your best friend: yes
--Went to a party where you were the only sober one: yes
--Been lost out to sea: hahah if i was lost, how am i filling this out?
--Been told a extremely stupid line: all the time
--Played truth-or-dare: yes
--Been dared to make out w/ someone of the same sex: yes. did i do it? no.
--Cut class: no
--Tanned topless: on my roof.
--Been attacked by seagulls: kinda.
--Been searched at an airport: yes
--Been pants’d : OMG ALL THE TIME
--Stole from a teacher:only pencils and stuff.
--Gotten lost at the beach/boardwalk: no
--Thrown a shoe at someone: yes
--Broke someone’s heart: i dont know.
--Sung in the shower: yeah everyday
--Bought something way too expensive: yes
--Done something really stupid that you still laugh about: omg yes
--Been walked in on when you were dressing: yes
--Ran out of a movie theater cause you were too scared of the movie: yea
--Been kicked out of a mall: yea
--Been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back: probably
--Got gum stuck in your hair: no
--Spilled your drink on someone on purpose: haha yeah
--Been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one: no
--Wanted plastic surgery: no
--Stood someone up: yea
--Done something stupid when you were drunk: ....
--Slammed into someone while you were checking someone out with your head turned: haha yeah
--Fell off your roof: thats how i broke my arm in 6th grade..
--Pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up to someone: haha yeah
--Been in a car crash: yes, several. its sucks ass.
--Had a deer jump in front of your car: yea
--Threatened someone with a watergun: haha yeah
--Lied to someone and looked them straight in the eye: yes