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[voice] my_yoke_broke June 19 2011, 05:24:34 UTC

...

[You don't seem to like doctors, he's noticed. Ehem!]

If you want, I can walk over and give ya' a drink that cures your whole injury. And stuff.

[Worth a shot, anyway. ┐('～`；)┌ ]

[voice] ohmykethe June 19 2011, 05:28:34 UTC

...Ain't got no time for rattlesnake oil, thank you kindly.

Re: [voice] my_yoke_broke June 19 2011, 05:32:45 UTC

... Rattlesnake oil?

I thought they just have venom... Or is that code for snake sweat? Because I'm pretty sure snake's don't sweat, but y'never know, in places like this...

[voice] ohmykethe June 19 2011, 05:35:47 UTC

...it's shit that don't work, supposed to cure all ills and shit, but it don't.

Re: [voice] my_yoke_broke June 19 2011, 05:49:20 UTC

Oi, oi.

Are you saying my medicine doesn't cure stuff?

[voice] ohmykethe June 19 2011, 05:53:16 UTC

I'm saying I don't got time for shit that don't work.

Re: [voice] my_yoke_broke June 19 2011, 05:55:04 UTC

It does work though! [huff] In fact, it'll fix your hand in about 5 seconds, guaranteed.

[voice] ohmykethe June 19 2011, 06:00:57 UTC

Yeah, yeah, what'll it cost me.

Re: [voice] my_yoke_broke June 19 2011, 06:02:11 UTC

... Why would it cost you anything? I got all the food and stuff I need here.

[... Even though he doesn't eat. He's self-programmed that response, really.]

[voice] ohmykethe June 19 2011, 06:37:56 UTC

Usually, when folks tell me they got something I gotta have, I find out pretty quick it costs whatever else I still got.

Re: [voice] my_yoke_broke June 19 2011, 06:39:15 UTC

Well, that's stupid. We have everything here! Of course I'm not chargin' you anything.

[voice] ohmykethe June 19 2011, 06:40:04 UTC

Then what's in it for you?

Re: [voice] my_yoke_broke June 19 2011, 06:41:06 UTC

Uh. You not bleeding or getting sick or something? That's a start.

[DUUUH.]

Re: [voice] ohmykethe June 19 2011, 06:43:49 UTC

[ALTRUISM HUH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR etc etc.]

I said for you.

Re: [voice] my_yoke_broke June 19 2011, 06:46:40 UTC

I won't feel bad for letting it happen, of course! I hate to have people on my conscience.

[voice] ohmykethe June 19 2011, 06:48:32 UTC

I don't remember you hanging around when I was accidentally stabbing myself with a tiny needle. Ain't your fault.

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