The Kim Heechul China Travelogue

[ohmyknickers]

Disclaimer: I do not own Super Junior.

Pairings: Hanchul with minor kangteuk, kyumin, Yewook

Summary: Kim Heechul’s epic undercover mission to China. In which Kim Heechul flies coach, gets lost in translation, wins a beauty pageant, and stumbles unceremoniously into the love of his life with no less than a hundred costume changes.

Rating: PG-13

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[ohmyknickers]

SPOT FOR LALAZOR15! :)

[lalazor15]

YAY AN UPDATE!! *dances*

Pwahahaha oh dear gosh, all the bad luck in the world must have gone to Heechul. xD
Oh Chul, didn't you know? It was let's-play-soccer-with-a-man.dressed.up.as.a.girl's-phone day in China.

OH DEAR GOSH LOL HIS BLACKRAPPER ENGLISH! OTL Heechul, I freaking idolize you now. XD

Hahahaha that old lady was nice xD Heechul was whipped. \o/ ILY OLD LADY!

8OOOOOO DONT TELL ME HE SAW GENG??!!!! ...seriously...don't tell me...I want it to be a surpriseeeee xD >.< Thanks for the pm and the spot bb!!!

[ohmyknickers]

OKAY I'M NOT TELLING YOU. LOL. ^^

Thanks for dropping by BB. MUCH LOVE.<333

[ohmyknickers]

SPOT FOR MY BB INKRIVER_10! :) *dances*

[ink_river10]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG OMG OMG OMG!

*CRIES LAUGHING ALL IN CAPS LOCK, RIDING MY NEWLY ACQUIRED PONY*

I love you! Seriousleh. You are like, amazingness with the keyboard and POOR HEECHUL AAAAH IS IT HAN GENG?! It has to be!

I love this! *dances around in joy* You just made my whole WEEK! And just to think, in TWELVE more days I will be seeing them live! *squees and breaks glass*

/manic fangirl hyperventilation

[ohmyknickers]

*gallops in with pony*

Weeeeeell hello there, missus!
I'm glad you enjoyed Heenim's recent misfortune although I think it's about time he gets some loooooooove (if you know what I mean). *wink wink* LOL. Han Geng?? Hmmmmmm. ^^

*joins you for the pony dance*

OHEMGEEE! I am massively excited for you!!! Tell me all about it after, okay??? :DD

[ink_river10]

Yes, poor bedraggled, fondled, nearly assaulted and lost Heechul seriously needs some rescuing and love!
But LORD if that is Han Geng (and I cannot imagine it would be anyone else) he's going to be like: "Why is that weird looking girl gaping at me?"

LOL

[lady_hanaka]

Hahaha, Heechul...*continues to giggle* your ability to make the best/worst out of any situation fills my days with joy.

That wasn't milk, Heechul. You have just been ruffied. Hopefully Hannie will save you efore you're date raped.

Hehehe, yes, we're all your homies, Heechul. Although I prefer hoodmates. Heechul and I shall be hoodmates from this moment on.

Yay pony! I shall name it Oswald and we'll defeat evil together.

[ohmyknickers]

Ahh...giggling. I think I've forgotten how to do it. XD

It's slightly disturbing to think that the ahjumma would want to date rape Heenim...in a skirt..

...in heels..

....with a wig. But whatever floats her boat, I always say. XD

WELCOME TO THE HOOD, BROTHA. Gimme some. /special handshake, spitting, fist pumping

I hate to break it to you but Oswald.........is a GIRL. T_T

[lady_hanaka]

Of course Oswald is a girl! Oswald is such an amazingly feminine name, you know. XD

I'm part of the hood! *dances*

The ajhumma knows who Heenim really is. She's creepily observant like that. She's secretly a Heechul fangirl. She has a shrine in the back of her home dedicated to him. She's the reason Hangeng is in China. She set everything up for this moment when Heechul would get stuck at her restaurant so she could ruffie him.

Tricky old thing, isn't she? XD

[shneakypanda]

oh good gawd,

//dying.

I'm quoting the whole chapter for its awesomeness. like, srsly. good job!!!!!!

HOMBRES.

win. wae heenim, waaaeeeeee 8DDDDD im looking forward to the next chapter!!!

[ohmyknickers]

YAAAAAAYYY!! I'm really glad you like it BB. <333

Hopefully, I'll update quickly this time. ^^

[redoloveryo]

absolutely funny, i swear.

[ohmyknickers]

LOL. Thanks!!! Mucho love to you. <333