My Weirdest Fic Ever (One-shot)
Sailor Tego moon / Massuperman
Princess Yuuko of the moon planet was a very lovely girl. She had a good life. She spent her life singing in the gardens, with her attendants Koyama, Shige, Ryo and YamaPi. Yuuko was so beautiful, with long blonde hair flowing down through her back, a lovely voice that can melt a heart of stone, that every man in the planet wanted her, not to mention the nearby planets, but she had eyes only for Taka, the prince of Foodtopia, the food planet. He’s a handsome man, broad shouldered, dimpled and with a killer smile.
The couple’s love for each other caught the attention of many. They were inseparable. Wherever they went, eyes followed them. Among these eyes was a pair with evil intention. The prince of kattun planet, Prince Jin, who had his eyes on Princess Yuuko, he wanted her for himself. And the only way he can have her, he thought, was to eliminate the competition.
Prince Jin was a devious man. He would stop at nothing to get what he wants. One day an invitation arrived at the palace. There will be a party for the engagement of Princess Yuuko and Prince Taka. Prince Jin immediately instructed his scribe to send his letter of acceptance to the invitation; he has found the chance he had been looking for.
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Prince Taka and Princess Yuuko were in the balcony in the gardens. They were dancing. Princess Yuuko’s eyes were beaming. In a month’s time, she and the prince will be married. It was the happiest night of her life. “I love you Yuuko. In this life and in another, I will always love you.” Prince Taka said softly and stared at her intensely.
Princess Yuuko held that gaze. She knows she can never love another. Prince Taka is the only one she can ever give her heart to. “I love you too Taka. I will -----------------------“
It happened so quickly. One minute they were dancing. And suddenly, Prince Taka stiffened and widened his eyes. An arrow struck at his shoulder. He planted a quick kiss on Yuuko’s lips and pushed her away from him, motioning to her attendants to get her to safety.
Princess Yuuko reached out, but Koyama pulled her away. Her eyes welled up with tears. This cannot be happening. She called out to him. “Taka. Don’t go. Come with me, please,” she begged.
“No Yuuko. You have to get away. I’ll find you. Wherever you are I’ll come to you. Now go. I love you.” And with that, he drew his sword and ran.
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In the princess’ room, Yuuko was still crying. How could this be happening? Who could have done this? The moon planet is a peaceful kingdom. Who would have wanted to create havoc at the happiest night of her life? What will happen to Taka? Where can he be now?
“Yuuko, don’t cry. Prince Taka will be safe. He will come to you, he promised right? Hold on to that promise.” Her mother the queen held her comfortingly.
“Open this door!!!!! Where is the princess?” said a loud voice from behind the door.
Eyes widened inside the room. There can be no mistake. That was Kame, Prince Jin’s right hand man. That could only mean one thing. The attack on the palace was to get the Princess.
“Sing Yuuko, sing.” The queen instructed sharply.
Yuuko squared her shoulders and started singing. She was still crying. The queen nodded at her attendants.
YamaPi, Ryo, Koyama and Shige surrounded the princess. In the middle of the song, they held hands and sang with her. Meanwhile, a loud bang can be heard from the other side. Someone is trying to open the door. The queen chanted. And a light enveloped the Princess and her attendants. Still singing, Yuuko cried harder Please be safe my love.
Kame, who had successfully opened the door, stared at the disappearing princess and her attendants. In seconds, they were gone. He went over to the queen’s side, but she also disappeared.
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YamaPi, Koyama, Ryo and Shige were walking at the park. They were waiting for their friend Yuya. As usual, he’s late again.
“I don’t understand why he’s always late. I bet he couldn’t drag himself off the bed again.” YamaPi said.
“You know Yuya. Eight o’clock is too early for him.” Koyama shrugged.
“But doesn’t he know that today is important? We need to rehearse before the performance and this is our only time. The school program starts at one o’clock.” Ryo said exasperatedly.
“Let me call him.” Koyama offered and dialed Yuya’s number.
“Hello?” Yuya’s mother answered.
“Err, good morning ma’m. We’re just calling to see if Yuya had left. We have a rehearsal this morning for this afternoon’s program.” Koyama replied.
“I’m sorry Koyama, but Yuya has a slight fever. I think he cannot make it to your rehearsal.”
“Oh I see, I’m sorry to hear that. Thank you ma’m. Can you just tell him we called? Thank you.” And he ended the call.
“Yuya's mother says he has a slight fever guys. I don’t think he can make it.” Koyama informed the group.
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“HEEEEEELLP!”
“That’s coming from the alley. Let’s check it out.” Shige said and ran towards the alley. The others followed.
“OMG, what’s that?” Shige gasped.
“Eh? That’s gross!” YamaPi said from behind him.
“Eeeeeew,” was Koyama’s reaction
“What are you looking at ------------------“ Ryo didn’t finish what he was saying as an odd looking creature corners the woman who had earlier cried for help.
“Guys, let’s go.” YamaPi said and the others nodded.
“Sailor Pi (sailor Mars)! Sailor Ryo (sailor Jupiter)! Sailor Shi (sailor Mercury)! Sailor Koya (sailor Venus)!”
In a matter of seconds, the four men transformed into four sexy and beautiful soldiers wearing pilot microphones.
“Sailor Pi, the guardian of Mars!” YamaPi said as she strikes a pose (nuooooooo)
“Sailor Ryo, the guardian of Jupiter!” also strikes a pose and glares
“Sailor Shi, the smartest of all and guardian of Mercury!” Shige said as she puts on her nerdy glasses
“Sailor Koya, guardian of Venus!” strikes a pose and makes a V sign.
And the four started singing. The odd looking creature covered his ears. In a matter of minutes, the creature was down and vanished into thin air. The four sailor soldiers rushed to help the woman. But before they could get to her, more odd looking creatures suddenly appeared. They glanced around and saw that they were surrounded. They were also outnumbered. In a matter of minutes, the four soldiers were down.
It was at that moment that Yuya arrived. His mother had told him of the call and he decided to come to the park anyway. When he passed by the alley, he noticed the commotion. Seeing his friends down, he took out his crystal and transformed into:
“SAILOR TEGO MOON!” In seconds he transformed into a beautiful girl, with long blonde hair flowing down her back, wearing a pilot microphone.
“I am Sailor Tego moon. In the name of love and justice, I will punish you.”
Sailor Tego moon started singing. Her lovely voice rang through the air. Some of the odd creatures started vanishing in thin air, but as they do, more odd creatures appeared. She stopped singing. The creatures surrounded her and one by one they started towards her. There was nothing she can do. Her allies are all down. She closed her eyes and sung again. And as her voice rang through the air, a song answered back. In seconds, she was swept and before she knew it, she and her rescuer were up in the air.
“Massuperman?” she whispered.
“Hold on tight. This is gonna be rough.” And he started singing. Gyozas started appearing in mid-air, and they rained down on the odd looking creatures. As they hit their targets, the creatures exploded one by one. And in minutes, the fight was over.
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Yuya wakes up. Eyes widening in shock. Massu chose that moment to enter the dressing room and noticing the look on his friend’s face, he rushed over to his side.
“Yuya, what’s wrong? Are you okay?” he asked his friend, concerned look in his eyes.
“Errr, I’m fine. I just had the weirdest dream.”
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err, if you want to kill me, can you wait until I've finished my fics *gets bricked*
i tried my hand at a one-shot crack but i think it failed XD
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