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[ohnoitschelie]

one of the drug dealers in vice city walks like he shit his pants. all i've done for the past three days is drink pabst, shop, play vice city and read infinite jest. i'm an extremely uninteresting person.

something in this room smells like shit. it's not me.

jordan shot me 3 times yesterday with a bb gun, point blank. those shits sting.

Comments

[bendickman]

infinite jest..is.. by.. an amherst college graduate!
one of the supplementary essays i could've written would have been on a quote from that book.

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[ohnoitschelie]

its a good book. are you going to amherst?

[bendickman]

"yes"

unless i get hit by a car

[ohnoitschelie]

you can still go if you get hit by a car, provided you don't die.