In light of the crazy and wonderful shenanigans going on at Joss Whedon's
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, we here at
ohnokripkedidnt bow down to the awesome and offer our own meager... offering. (Good with the words, yes.): the Dr. Singer Sing-Along Blog Fest at ONKD!
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Who was I really hurting?
Just cleaning up the trash.
Bloody eyes for little blondes,
Who had the nerve to crash.
Yet here come those damn Winchesters,
Thinking they’re so clean.
I almost got to Sammy,
If it weren’t for that jerk, Dean.
JACOB KARNS:
It was the same with me, you know,
Just trying to help out.
Sinners right and left of me,
Who need a man devout.
To gut them with a silver hook,
Is that really so mean?
And I almost got to Sammy,
If it weren’t for that spaz, Dean.
SANFORD ELLICOTT:
You people make me sick,
You pretend that you are sane.
But I’m the only one who truly
Understands the human brain.
So what if I had to maim and torture
With my 2000 watt machine?
I actually got to Sammy,
But I still got smoked by Dean.
ENSEMBLE:
Winchesters! We curse your name again!
Winchesters! You beat us in the end!
Winchesters! You’ve foiled us it’s true.
But you’ll get yours,
Just wait ‘til Season Two.
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There better be an ACT II!
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THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING.
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Another night older and deeper in shit.
Damn vandals painted symbols and I don't know why
I'm a rocker I'm a farmer I'm a witch oh my.
I hung and I stabbed 'em, I cut 'em in bits
Oh god I'm a rapist on the 99th hit.
I'm a killer and a monster, I'm a victim they cry
next geek through the door is sure gonna die.
Gotta grunt with a shotgun and a 7-foot twit,
wanna keep me from killing some hellhound halfwits.
St. Google you can't find me and I can't die,
cuz I owe my lore to an internet lie.
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(it amused me too!)
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HELL
Crossroads Demon
Job Type: Full time
Location: Level 5
Job Category: Human Recruiter
Number of Positions: 1
Salary: Priceless
Company URL: www.hell.com
Posted: July 17, 2008
HELL, according to many religious beliefs, is a location in the afterlife, which may or may not be described as a place of suffering.
Our Level 5 Human Recruitment Department has an opening for an organized and professional Crossroads Demon (CD) that is adaptable to multiple requirements of the role, be able to work independently and within a team environment.
Mandate:
The CD is assigned to specific humans and is responsible for the successful ownership on behalf of HELL, of said human's soul and general administrative requirements specific to the human's needs/specialty in which their soul was exchange for.
Crossroad Demon Requirements:Roles and Responsibilities include (but not limited to ( ... )
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Hey, my birthday is on the 25th. Does that give me a leg up on the job? 'Cause I'd really like Sam's and/or Dean's soul as a birthday present.
*submits CV in triplicate*
*exorcises all competition*
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