today i went to the rosie o'donnell signing and appearance. i did not want to buy the book for her to sign and the line was ridiculously long with housewives and lesbians. so instead of waiting, i pretended to shop and spied on her from the side. she had everyone with kids or any old people cut the line and took a lot of time with everyone. it was very nice of her. she kept talking in this forced new york accent (thicker than usual) and i could not stop loling. i was like, bitch, we're in chicago. the camera must add four hundred lbs because she is much thinner in real life, and dare i say pretty? what a MILF! she was wearing a black jacket and a maroon dress and leggings. after the last people had their books signed and she was getting up to leave, i found the nerve to go and say hi. i totally lost it and was shaking, she was so sweet though and gave me a hug. i said, "i don't know if you've ever seen comments on your blog from ohnotheydidnt but i am part of that group" and she cut me off and was like (really slowly) "O N T D? oh that's so funny.. i know you guys. you guys are snarky."
LOL WE'RE SNARKY
i should have told her to read us because we are better than perez but i really didn't know what else to say and i could tell her assistant in the white tee wanted me to leave, so i thanked her and left. it was amazing. here are a couple of pictures :)