LAQUEENTO DARES TO WALK SOMEWHERE WITHOUT CHRIS PINE, I AM NOW VERSUS HIM
Zachary Quinto and an unidentified male friend (ISN'T IT ALWAYS? I HOPE
HE AT LEAST KNOWS THEIR NAMES.PUTA.) take a stroll together in the
West Village. Quinto, wearing Ray Ban sunglasses, a black cap and faded jeans,
will be appearing opposite Anna Faris in the upcoming comedy CAN I HAVE
YO NUUUUUUMBA? "What's Your Number", as well as reprising his
role of Spock in the "Star Trek" sequel.
BUT NO. NO, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH LAQUEENTO DOING THE HO STROLL THROUGH NEW YORK
WITH THIS GINGER BITCH WHO THINKS IT'S OK TO WEAR DRAWSTRING PANTS IN
PUBLIC....'>
...I MEAN, IS THAT YOUR MISSION IN LIFE, LAQUEENTO? TO HANG OUT WITH DUDES WHO
MAKE EVEN WORSE SARTORIAL CHOICES THAN YOU DO? BECAUSE, KITTEN, BETWEEN BBFINE'S
UGLY SHOE COLLECTION--WHICH I WILL FIND AND SET ON FIRE ONE DAY, LAQUEENTO AIN'T
THE ONLY ONE WITH A MISSION OK--AND THIS BITCH WHO APPARENTLY FORGOT TO CHANGE
OUT OF HIS RENAISSANCE FAIRE COSTUME BEFORE HE WENT OUT TODAY, FUCKING MISSION.
ACCOMPLISHED.
OK OK I KNOW IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME PICTURE AS THE LAST ONE BUT, UM. LOOK.
AT. THE GINGER'S PANTS. THEY ARE NOT ONLY DRAW-STRING? THEY DO NOT HAVE A FLY AT
ALL. THEY ARE LACE UP. THIS MAN IS CLEARLY A SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR OR A
WHIMSICAL WOODLAND CREATURE. I'M. DEAD.
OH GOOD, THE WHIMSICAL LITTLE MAN IS GONE. AND I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT HIS ~GUCCI
STOMP~ (WEEEEERQ) BUT, WHY AM I NOT JUST POUNDING ON MY KEYBOARD WITH DELIGHT
LIKE I WOULD BE IF THIS WERE A PINTO POST, LAQUEENTO?! WHY ARE YOU WHORING
AROUND, MAKING ME THINK OF WORDS AND SHIT. FUCK. IF I HADN'T ALREADY YELLED AT
HIM ON TWITTER WHEN I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT I WOULD DO THAT RIGHT NOW.(SOMEONE
RETWEETED HIM AT THE WRONG TIME, KITTENS, IT WAS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS THE PATRON
ETC. ALSO DID YOU KNOW BBFINE'S NIPPLES LOOK LIKE PEPPERONIS?)
OH FUCK, GO BACK TO THE MAGICAL WOODS AND SING WITH SNOW WHITE SO LAQUEENTO CAN
GET BACK TO EYEFUCKING BBFINE. THIS POST IS OVER.
PS: THE NEW YORK POST SHIPS IT
SOURCE AGREES PINTO EXISTS AND THEY'VE DONE HAND STUFF
HE AT LEAST KNOWS THEIR NAMES.PUTA.) take a stroll together in the
West Village. Quinto, wearing Ray Ban sunglasses, a black cap and faded jeans,
will be appearing opposite Anna Faris in the upcoming comedy CAN I HAVE
YO NUUUUUUMBA? "What's Your Number", as well as reprising his
role of Spock in the "Star Trek" sequel.
BUT NO. NO, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH LAQUEENTO DOING THE HO STROLL THROUGH NEW YORK
WITH THIS GINGER BITCH WHO THINKS IT'S OK TO WEAR DRAWSTRING PANTS IN
PUBLIC....'>
...I MEAN, IS THAT YOUR MISSION IN LIFE, LAQUEENTO? TO HANG OUT WITH DUDES WHO
MAKE EVEN WORSE SARTORIAL CHOICES THAN YOU DO? BECAUSE, KITTEN, BETWEEN BBFINE'S
UGLY SHOE COLLECTION--WHICH I WILL FIND AND SET ON FIRE ONE DAY, LAQUEENTO AIN'T
THE ONLY ONE WITH A MISSION OK--AND THIS BITCH WHO APPARENTLY FORGOT TO CHANGE
OUT OF HIS RENAISSANCE FAIRE COSTUME BEFORE HE WENT OUT TODAY, FUCKING MISSION.
ACCOMPLISHED.
OK OK I KNOW IT'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME PICTURE AS THE LAST ONE BUT, UM. LOOK.
AT. THE GINGER'S PANTS. THEY ARE NOT ONLY DRAW-STRING? THEY DO NOT HAVE A FLY AT
ALL. THEY ARE LACE UP. THIS MAN IS CLEARLY A SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR OR A
WHIMSICAL WOODLAND CREATURE. I'M. DEAD.
OH GOOD, THE WHIMSICAL LITTLE MAN IS GONE. AND I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT HIS ~GUCCI
STOMP~ (WEEEEERQ) BUT, WHY AM I NOT JUST POUNDING ON MY KEYBOARD WITH DELIGHT
LIKE I WOULD BE IF THIS WERE A PINTO POST, LAQUEENTO?! WHY ARE YOU WHORING
AROUND, MAKING ME THINK OF WORDS AND SHIT. FUCK. IF I HADN'T ALREADY YELLED AT
HIM ON TWITTER WHEN I WAS DRUNK LAST NIGHT I WOULD DO THAT RIGHT NOW.(SOMEONE
RETWEETED HIM AT THE WRONG TIME, KITTENS, IT WAS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS THE PATRON
ETC. ALSO DID YOU KNOW BBFINE'S NIPPLES LOOK LIKE PEPPERONIS?)
OH FUCK, GO BACK TO THE MAGICAL WOODS AND SING WITH SNOW WHITE SO LAQUEENTO CAN
GET BACK TO EYEFUCKING BBFINE. THIS POST IS OVER.
PS: THE NEW YORK POST SHIPS IT
SOURCE AGREES PINTO EXISTS AND THEY'VE DONE HAND STUFF