OhSam Triple Play 2015!

[ohsam_mod]

The comm hosted this little event a couple of years ago, and as November 2 is an auspicious day for our darling Sam, today would be the perfect time to revisit this challenge. Welcome to the Triple Play 2015!

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Filled: Check it Out (1/2)

[themegalosaurus]

Dean’s four eggs and a heap of bacon deep in breakfast, and Sam’s nowhere to be seen. That might not usually be so odd. Sam likes to get up early and go outdoors, take a long run through the woods around the Bunker, then come back sweaty and drip all over Dean’s kitchen while he eats everything in the fridge. But this morning, Dean discovered something called Buzzfeed, winking at him tantalising from Sam’s ‘most visited websites’ list. Turns out it’s not quite as smutty as it had first sounded (as he’d first hoped): but there’s something weirdly addictive about it anyway, and when he looks down at the clock in the corner of the screen he’s mildly horrified to see that it’s 11am. Two hours have passed and the only thing he has to show for it is the knowledge that apparently, if he were a Disney princess he’d be Jasmine (of course he would, she’s hot); his Harry Potter house is Hufflepuff (shut up); and oh yeah, according to some kid in glasses, his taste in music sets his age at fifty-five. No comment on that last one, thanks

RE: Filled: Check it Out (2/2)

[ladykorana]

Hahaha, OMg that was brilliant!

Every new detail of something new turned plaid was funnier than the last. Oh Sammy!
Serves Dean right in the end, taking the teasing one step too far gets you burned (or plaited).

Also, cracked up at the thought of Dean on Buzzfeed. 😀

Thank you so much for taking my cracked prompt and running with it!

RE: Filled: Check it Out (2/2)

[themegalosaurus]

Ahhh I'm so glad you liked it!! It ended up being almost more hurt Dean than hurt Sam but yeah i loved the plaid curse. What a great idea!

(Sorry for deleting my comment above, I just reposted the second half with minor edits to the ending... I'm too much of a tinkerer to be allowed to write comment fic, honestly)

Filled: Check it Out (2/2) - edited, sorry!

[themegalosaurus]

“It’s not funny, Dean,” and Sam looks up at him. “I didn’t…”

“I know, I know,” Dean says. “Your hair. Very precious to you. Jesus, Sammy, though, you look ridiculous.”

Sam breathes a sigh through his nose, pauses for a long moment and eventually says, with obvious reluctance, “It’s not just my hair.”

Dean looks down at the toilet (which, you guessed it, is plaid), back up at Sam squirming in the middle of the bathroom, and feels laughter start to bubble uncontrollable in the pit of his stomach. “Don’t tell me -” he begins and Sam interrupts, high-pitched.

“Dean, I needed to peeIt’s too much. Even… it’s just too much, and Dean gives into it, lets the guffaw that’s been building since he clocked Sam’s new hairstyle burst out big against the echoey tiles. He can’t help it, can’t stop it now he’s started, and he’s doubled over and wheezing hard with his hand on the tub for a good five minutes before he finally breathes and slows. When he finally looks up, Sam’s still standing exactly where he was before, bright scarlet in the face and

Filled: Check it Out (3/3) - bc now the ending's 2 long

[themegalosaurus]

~~~

Forty minutes later, Dean is standing in the woods at the back of the Bunker, watching as that first plaid blanket vanishes in flames. As the last shreds of it curl and disappear, he looks over at his brother and breathes a sigh of gratitude. Sam’s hair is turning back to brown, the colours fading out of his clothes to reveal the familiar black and grey sleepwear that’s been hiding beneath.

Okay. Just... with a rapid glance in Sam's direction, Dean tugs at his waistband and shifts his gaze down into his pants. Oh thank God. The relief is enough to make him almost queasy.

When he stops inspecting himself, Sam is grinning at him through the smoke. “Alright. Back to normal," he says.

“Thank Christ for that,” says Dean.

“I should have realised what would concentrate your mind,” says Sam.

Dean suppresses a shudder. “I don't know why you think that's funny, Sam,” he says.

RE: Filled: Check it Out (3/3) - bc now the ending's 2 long

[caranfindel]

YOU DID IT. Oh my god, this is awesome. I burst out laughing when Dean got to the plaid bathroom.

RE: Filled: Check it Out (3/3) - bc now the ending's 2 long

[themegalosaurus]

NEVER SAY I DON'T INDULGE YOU (i love plaid/sam stories. i still really want somebody to write a crack smut fic with plaid!kink)

RE: Filled: Check it Out (3/3) - bc now the ending's 2 long

[themegalosaurus]

Thanks! i can never resist a terrible pun...

RE: Filled: Check it Out (3/3) - bc now the ending's 2 long

[madebyme_x]

This is absolutely hilarious! It's an awesome prompt , and you just went with it, and created so many funny moments, with Dean and buzzfeed and then the perfect pacing that lead to Sam and his plaid room, and then the er, plaid private parts - so so funny.

This tickled me from start to finish, very unique and so very entertaining. Plus you get extra points for the title! Thank you so much for filling this prompt :)

RE: Filled: Check it Out (3/3) - bc now the ending's 2 long

[themegalosaurus]

thanks!! i love crack but i never know how much of it people will tolerate. this prompt was irresistible (and the private plaid problem? as soon as i thought about 'everything you touch turns to plaid', it just sprang to mind... idk what that says about me!!)

RE: Filled: Check it Out (3/3) - bc now the ending's 2 long

[hugglewolf]

I was at work when I read this, in the canteen, trying not to PMSL because how on earth I was going to explain SPN awesome hilarious fan fiction about a guy with a plaid penis to my colleagues?

It really is their loss. :)

Re: Filled: Check it Out (3/3) - bc now the ending's 2 long

[themegalosaurus]

hahahaha I have had that same experience with other inappropriate SPN crack content, so trust me, I feel your pain! but I'm very glad that it made you laugh!