➠ 001 • NOW WHAT?

[ohshitacat]

Tch, the fuck is up with this place -

Alright, listen up! You only need to know two things:

I. The Tenth is an amazing person and deserves the absolute best of everything, so if I see any of you fuckers mess with him, then you'll be messing with me. And you don't want that.

II. FUCK OFF.

- also, TENTH. TENTH, I'M SORRY I'M LATE, BUT I SWEAR I

Comments

[mindreader_eh]

You're not going to, I don't~ know, herald it with sparkles?

[ohshitacat]

The fuck do you think I am? A girl?

[mindreader_eh]

That's what half the bastards around here do.

[ohshitacat]

Should be obvious by now that I ain't one of them.

[euphienasia]

Any friend of Tsuna's is a friend of mine!

[ohshitacat]

And who the hell are you?

[euphienasia]

My name is Euphemia! But you can call me Euphie, sir!

[ohshitacat]

Euphie, huh?

And drop the sir shit. I ain't old enough for that.

[b_button]

You know how to make text blink too? AWESOME!

You know TsunaAniki-san?

[ohshitacat]

It's basic HTML shit. Nothing special.

And, of course. I'm his right hand man, so it'd be a crime if I didn't know who he is.

[b_button]

It's really amazing!

Does that make you his best friend?

[ohshitacat]

. . . He's my boss. I'm not -

He's someone I'm willing to die for.

[hex_you_up]

Hi!

[ohshitacat]

. . . Yo.

[hex_you_up]

You're talkative.

[ohshitacat]

Glad you noticed.

[curry_thief]

Well you're a ball of friendliness.

[ohshitacat]

Che. Got a problem with that?

[curry_thief]

Nope.

[ohshitacat]

So move along.