1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? miles, just my real name, all the good stuff.
[2] How old are yah? 17
[3] Where's yo hood at? boy you'll get shot wearin that in my hood (detroit michigan, well around it)
[4] How'd you find out about this place?i forget
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? stinkey?
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? HELL NO
[7] Name some awesome movies:spinal tap, any cheezy horror flick, the matrix, lord of the rings, michael moore's documentarys, the chronicals of reddic (ok, so its vin desal, not the greatest actor ever but im a sci fi movie junkie), oceans 11, any weird sci fi movie.
[8] Now some bands:primus, greatful dead, phish, anything else les claypool has done, pain of salvation, jaco pastorius, charles mingus, stanley clarke, p funk allstars
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? no rock for me, just the goodness from jamacia
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? hell ya son
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? les claypool
[12] Why are they so cool?my idol, one of the greatest bassists of our time, he's shaped the way i play the bass
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: shitheads
[14] Gay Marriage: i have a couple gay friends, if they want to get married, let them get married, i dont think any asshole biblethumper should tell them otherwise, its not just about sex, its about companionship.
[15] Mung: no freekin thank you.
[16] Finger sandwiches: umm, if i knew what it was id give an answer.
[17] Sideburns: maybe.
[18] The color yellow: silly
[19] Jello: jigglers can save the world. you just think about that now.
[20] Quentin Tarantino: great filmmaker
[21] The Mods [Edward and Cyndi]: cute
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? neither, i dont like wearing shoes
[23] McChicken or McFish? neither, fastfood is gross
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? kool-aid, that koolaid guy is hilairous while on the ganj
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? cartoon network, Aqua teen hunger force.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? fuzzy dice, they just look cooler
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? neither, i dunno, why not.
[28] Crayons or Markers? crayons, better for coloring books
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? red pill, the matrix was a sweet movie
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? go tony montana on everyones ass
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? cap their ass
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? cap their ass
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? cap their ass
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? cap their ass
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? dont think so
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]i dont have a picture of myself, but would a picture of the basses im making work???? if they are, ill put em up later.