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Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? My real name's Cassandra, but I'm always called Cassie. Usually. Well...frequently.
[2] How old are yah? I am fourteen years old as of May 21.
[3] Where's yo hood at? I reside in New York.
[4] How'd you find out about this place? I don't really know, it's a turnpike town.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? No, I'm a scallywag. Sad. :-(
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? Fonzie and I are pals.
[7] Name some awesome movies: The Good Girl, Edward Scissorhands, Girl Interrupted
[8] Now some bands: Primus, Nirvana, Bikini Kill, Sonic Youth, The Verve, The Velvet Underground
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? Usually none. :-\
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? If I lived in the South, you better believe I would.
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? My baby brother.
[12] Why are they so cool? Because he cannot speak.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: Gar. I dislike Bush because if a man cannot properly speak his native language correctly, I doubt there is hope in running a war successfully.
[14] Gay Marriage: I believe that love doesn't need to know any boundaries based on gender, and I don't believe it's fair that the government should have a right to draw a line where the complexities of love are drawn in. I believe if someone feels the desire to have a bond, on paper, as well as in life, they have every right to do so be their spouse man or woman.
[15] Mung: I hear it comes complimentary in little juice boxes now. A little gross.
[16] Finger sandwiches: I've never actually had any of these, but I do know they have cucumber ones. Being that I have nothing against cucumbers...I'll go with a I generally don't have any problems with finger sandwiches.
[17] Sideburns: Elvis pulled them off okay.
[18] The color yellow: It makes me happy. I like the yellow M&Ms. I like sunflowers. I like lemons. I like yellow.
[19] Jello: I've tried this for the first time in my whole life a few weeks ago. It was kind of funky and I thought of Jabba the Hut while eating it.
[20] Quentin Tarantino: Pulp Fiction was the best of his movies, in my opinion.
[21] The Mods [Edward and Cyndi]: They're neat.
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? Doc Martens. Because I'm tired of seeing the dizzying patterns of Vans slip-ons! Even though I find them remotely cute.
[23] McChicken or McFish? McChicken. Because I don't really know what fish is to begin with.
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? Kool-Aid, they come in little plastic bottles and it's fun to chew them up afterward.
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? Cartoon Network, because I always watched Dexter's Lab. Represent.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? Fuzzy Dice. 'Nuff said.
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? Blue moons, moons are pretty. I used to wish I could hang the moon on a necklace.
[28] Crayons or Markers? Crayons. Because you can get a 64 pack, and you cannot with markers!
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? The Blue Pill. It seems less intimidating, as well as a relaxant.
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? I would get up and brush my knees off.
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? Sigh dejectedly.
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? Jump up and start howling. Also tried to get a hold of another pair of pants and a machete.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? Shrug. It's just a 'yo mama' joke.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? Pout and listen to The Juliana Theory.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? I guess I'm okay. You can decide.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please] Okay, it's not super cool...
but it's me and my chin looks rather large here? To the right!