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Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called?
Mary/Ali
[2] How old are yah?
14
[3] Where's yo hood at?
Under yo' bed.
[4] How'd you find out about this place?
A birdie tol' me.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop?
Call me Mark.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool?
No one is as cool as the Fonz. *swoons* I'm not even as cool as a chia-pet, but I think that's cool enough.
[7] Name some awesome movies:
Young Frankenstein
The Emperors New Groove
All Disney Movies
[8] Now some bands:
The Pillows
The Beatles
Blink-182
Patent Pending
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe?
Every night with yur mom.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor?
I eat malted milk balls, and I drink liquor. Does that count?
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose?
You.
[12] Why are they so cool?
They rawk teh bed so hard.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration:
Ehh.. I don't like it nor dislike it. Although it'll only take a little push for me to hate it.
[14] Gay Marriage:
For it. They love each other right? Then they should be allowed to marry, they're people also.
[15] Mung:
...ew
[16] Finger sandwiches:
Just the fact that finger is in the name makes me dislike them. I like fingers, I like sandwhiches, I just don't like finger sandwhiches.
[17] Sideburns:
Hawt.
[18] The color yellow:
It's far too underrated. I love teh color. <3
[19] Jello:
Yum. Gotta love the wiggling, living, gelatin food.
[20] Quentin Tarantino:
I just burned the back of my throat... Damn soup.
[21] The Mod [Shannon]:
Mrow. ;D
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons?
Vans, becuase of the letter V
[23] McChicken or McFish?
McChicken, chicken is yummeh
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid?
...Neither. Kool-Aid tastes like water and I've never had Flavo-Aid
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?
Depends... Old Skool Nickelodeon is the best, not the new Nick. But CN isn't bad also...
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners?
Dice, you don't see them that often. They are sessy.
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons?
Red Balloons... 99 Red Balloons
[28] Crayons or Markers?
Markers, they smell nice
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill?
The Bloo one. Bloo is purdy.
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway?
I'd get up and laugh at myself.
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club?
I don't wear puma's, but if that happened I'd make da foo' take me shopping.
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap?
I'd have 'em pay for some hawt guy to like up the coffee. ;D
[33] Someone dissing yo mama?
I'd do their mama and see what happens then.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl?
Get drunk.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really?
No..but then again I don't think.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]
