NEW PRODUCT..
Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? Christina or Clone
[2] How old are yah? 14
[3] Where's yo hood at? Maryland
[4] How'd you find out about this place? effin_cool whored you
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? nope
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? not the fonz cool. but cool.
[7] Name some awesome movies: american history x, butterfly effect, fight club, thirteen, slc punk, alice in wonderland, more...
[8] Now some bands: msi, nirvana, story of the year, brand new, lostprophets, sarcasm, evanescence, more...
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? 0
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? i have
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? Shelly Gross
[12] Why are they so cool? shes a totally hott pot smoking lesbian
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: too conservative
[14] Gay Marriage: pro- equal rights
[15] Mung: icky
[16] Finger sandwiches: ?
[17] Sideburns: they're facial hair- no
[18] The color yellow: like it
[19] Jello: its made outta hooves and bones- no
[20] Quentin Tarantino: awesome director
[21] The Mod [Shannon & Zac]: cool kids
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? vans slip ons- because i have a pair
[23] McChicken or McFish? neither- vegetarian
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? kool-aid - its old school
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? nickelodeon- first kids channel
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? fuzzy dive- theres just something about dice
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? blue moons- i like moons
[28] Crayons or Markers? crayons- cooler and they dont run outta ink
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? blue- no reason
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? get up
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? they're gunna get scuffed someday
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? i am that loser
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? diss they mama
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? i wouldent have a man/gurl
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? yes
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]
