Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? Jenn
[2] How old are yah? 14
[3] Where's yo hood at? maryland
[4] How'd you find out about this place? my friend
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? DEFINITELY skeezer, just cause it reminds me of seizures..
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? heeyyyyy *thumbs up*
[7] Name some awesome movies: butterfly effect, 50 first dates, how to lose a guy in 10 days, to kill a mockingbird, thirteen
[8] Now some bands: dashboard confessional, maroon5, sublime
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? i've only done it 3 times..and if you got some hit me up g
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? nope but other liquor :P
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? adam brody hes the sex
[12] Why are they so cool? *brushes shoulders off* cause i just am dawg..i just am *puts pimp glasses on*
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: SUCKS! next question? lol
[14] Gay Marriage: definitely. 2 people are in love, go for it, mate
[15] Mung: if i only knew what mung was..
[16] Finger sandwiches: yum..food is good :D
[17] Sideburns: on the fonz of course.
[18] The color yellow: bananas are yummy
[19] Jello: and jello is yummy
[20] Quentin Tarantino: yeah definitely
[21] The Mod [Shannon & Zac]: don;t say the name zac it makes me gag
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? vans cause they are comfy.
[23] McChicken or McFish? mcchicken cause chicken is so much better than fish..
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? kool-aid cause its just plain kool plus the kool-aid man is the shit "OH YEEEEAAAAH!"
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? cartoon network because they turned nickelodeon into something that tries to be funny when it used to be..i miss are you afraid of the dark :(
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners?
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? 99 red balloons..cause its a good song lol
[28] Crayons or Markers? crayons..cause wax is cool specially colored wax.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? red bull gives you wings haha i dunno the difference...
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? laugh get up and then put on my pimp sunglasses..oh yeah and dont forget to brush the shoulders off
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? "bitch, you scuffed my new puma's? you gonna die biatch!"
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? "bitch lick that up"
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? "heffa, yo momma's so fat when she jump in da ocean da whales started singin 'WE ARE FAMILY!!' so don't even try bama"
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? "oh, no you di-int" and then maybe slap em around a few
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? of course
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]