Umm...coolness.
The Coolness Club
Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? My nickname that everyone calls me is Kay, or Kay Kay. I have about 357652763 others too, because people like to think of stupid names off Kathleen.
[2] How old are yah? 16 years, 7 months, and 6 days.
[3] Where's yo hood at? In the Highlands (what, what) in Louisville, Kentucky
[4] How'd you find out about this place? From Zac, my lover. Heh.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? Heh. I know a lot of people named Mark.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? Pretty cool. Because, OMIGOSHGUESSHWATEVERYONELIKESME!!!!1one!three!1
[7] Name some awesome movies:School of Rock, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, HP 3, 10 Things I Hate About You, Spidey 2, Empire Records, The Ring, a lot.
[8] Now some bands: THE STROKES! THE STROKES, THE STROKES, THE STROKES! The Sounds, Franz Ferdinand, Maroon 5, The Walkmen, Kings of Leon, The Beatles, Stella Star, The Drakness, a lot.
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? Whenever I want, because I'm so cool, nobody can stop me.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? No.
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? Julian Casablancas.
[12] Why are they so cool? If you see him live, you'll know. There's something overly cool about drinking, smoking, and still singing really well all at the same time. Plus his song lyrics are genius.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: It makes me sick to my stomach. George really does look like a monkey...and he's our president!
[14] Gay Marriage: Love is love. My aunt is a lesbian, but not married.
[15] Mung: Whatever.
[16] Finger sandwiches: They remind me of British tea parties, and I'm a Brit-a-holic (I'm in a 12-Step program) ao they are cool.
[17] Sideburns: They can be really cute, but also go heinously wrong.
[18] The color yellow: That was my favorite color for about 10 years. It's still a cool color.
[19] Jello: Jiggly, and I like that.
[20] Quentin Tarantino: He's bloody brilliant.
[21] The Mods: Of this community? I love Zac. Like, a lot.
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? Vans, because my brother my brother wears Doc Martins
[23] McChicken or McFish? McChicken, because fish is...gross.
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? Kool-Aid, because I drink it pretty much everyday, grape is best.
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? I'm obsessed with Fairly Oddparents, and that's on Nickolodean.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? My sister had a Jesus air freshener is her car, hanging next to a devil ornament, and that was bloody wicked. I like dice though too.
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? Red Balloons because of Freshman year when Cassie and I were trying to sing it in German.
[28] Crayons or Markers? Markers, crayons get all smudgy and then I pout.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? I can't remember which is which. I like red more than blue, so how 'bout that one.
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? Laugh. Really hard.
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? Act like it was ok, but silently plant my revenge and sneak attack them later. Nobody messes with my shoes.
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? That happened to once. I think I first screamed, then just kinda shrugged and left it.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? I'm not much for confrontation, so I'd just think about how much it pissed me off, then make out with their significant other. I'm kinda mean that way.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? Cry. A lot. That's so uncool. Then I'd get mad and tell my mom, and work up some really bad indignation. Boo-yah!
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? I think o.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [totally optional and it doesn't have to be of you! this is not a vanity community!] I don't have any pictures and am too lazy to get one.
>.< <--- Me
Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? My nickname that everyone calls me is Kay, or Kay Kay. I have about 357652763 others too, because people like to think of stupid names off Kathleen.
[2] How old are yah? 16 years, 7 months, and 6 days.
[3] Where's yo hood at? In the Highlands (what, what) in Louisville, Kentucky
[4] How'd you find out about this place? From Zac, my lover. Heh.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? Heh. I know a lot of people named Mark.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? Pretty cool. Because, OMIGOSHGUESSHWATEVERYONELIKESME!!!!1one!three!1
[7] Name some awesome movies:School of Rock, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, HP 3, 10 Things I Hate About You, Spidey 2, Empire Records, The Ring, a lot.
[8] Now some bands: THE STROKES! THE STROKES, THE STROKES, THE STROKES! The Sounds, Franz Ferdinand, Maroon 5, The Walkmen, Kings of Leon, The Beatles, Stella Star, The Drakness, a lot.
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? Whenever I want, because I'm so cool, nobody can stop me.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? No.
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? Julian Casablancas.
[12] Why are they so cool? If you see him live, you'll know. There's something overly cool about drinking, smoking, and still singing really well all at the same time. Plus his song lyrics are genius.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: It makes me sick to my stomach. George really does look like a monkey...and he's our president!
[14] Gay Marriage: Love is love. My aunt is a lesbian, but not married.
[15] Mung: Whatever.
[16] Finger sandwiches: They remind me of British tea parties, and I'm a Brit-a-holic (I'm in a 12-Step program) ao they are cool.
[17] Sideburns: They can be really cute, but also go heinously wrong.
[18] The color yellow: That was my favorite color for about 10 years. It's still a cool color.
[19] Jello: Jiggly, and I like that.
[20] Quentin Tarantino: He's bloody brilliant.
[21] The Mods: Of this community? I love Zac. Like, a lot.
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? Vans, because my brother my brother wears Doc Martins
[23] McChicken or McFish? McChicken, because fish is...gross.
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? Kool-Aid, because I drink it pretty much everyday, grape is best.
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? I'm obsessed with Fairly Oddparents, and that's on Nickolodean.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? My sister had a Jesus air freshener is her car, hanging next to a devil ornament, and that was bloody wicked. I like dice though too.
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? Red Balloons because of Freshman year when Cassie and I were trying to sing it in German.
[28] Crayons or Markers? Markers, crayons get all smudgy and then I pout.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? I can't remember which is which. I like red more than blue, so how 'bout that one.
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? Laugh. Really hard.
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? Act like it was ok, but silently plant my revenge and sneak attack them later. Nobody messes with my shoes.
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? That happened to once. I think I first screamed, then just kinda shrugged and left it.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? I'm not much for confrontation, so I'd just think about how much it pissed me off, then make out with their significant other. I'm kinda mean that way.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? Cry. A lot. That's so uncool. Then I'd get mad and tell my mom, and work up some really bad indignation. Boo-yah!
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? I think o.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [totally optional and it doesn't have to be of you! this is not a vanity community!] I don't have any pictures and am too lazy to get one.
>.< <--- Me