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Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? Rose
[2] How old are yah? fifteen
[3] Where's yo hood at? my hood at the bay area, bitches
[4] How'd you find out about this place? searched "being cool"
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? mark ass mark, for sure.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? definitely not like the fonz cool, as there will only be one fonz, ever. but i think i'm cool. sometimes...ish...
[7] Name some awesome movies: back to the future, billy elliot, get over it, saved!
[8] Now some bands: the beatles, no doubt (pre-rock steady), weezer, madness, the police, coldplay, rhcp, queen, the strokes, sublime
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? is rock pipe weed? i guess i'm not as cool as i thought i was.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? i probably would, given the opportunity
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? my friend Lu
[12] Why are they so cool? because we crawl up stairs army-style
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: they are fucking up lots of god damned shit. seriously, i don't want to know what will happen to the world if bush gets re-elected. or, elected actually. this administration has done so many sneaky things in broad daylight that i'm hoping that it won't happen, but people are idiots. like they say in something that i can't remember what it is. a person is smart, but people are idiots.
[14] Gay Marriage: honestly. HONESTLY. people are just people. i can't even understand how this is an issue, and how someone can be hated for such a stupid reason. by the way, your religion is not a valid reason for people to not be able to get married. seperation of church and state. again, people are idiots.
[15] Mung: so, here's the funny thing about this. you all think it's vaginer juice, or something, right? well, my mom always has mung beans on her shopping list! and she talks about mung bean soup all the damn time!
[16] Finger sandwiches: i like sandwiches if they don't have tomatos in them. and sometimes even if they do.
[17] Sideburns: some people look more attractive with sidesburns. some other people look less attractive with sideburns. how mysterious.
[18] The color yellow: i like it.
[19] Jello: jello is more fun to play with than to actually consume. because it's kinda gross. and slimey.
[20] Quentin Tarantino: i'm ashamed to say that i haven't seen one of his movies. but i'm really not ashamed to say that he is my friend's friend's uncle. and apparently he's an ass and they don't like him. true story.
[21] The Mod [Shannon & Zac]:
mods: a haiku
mods. they rock my world.
their names are shannon and zac.
please accept me, please!
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? docs, because it's fun to intimidate little kids.
[23] McChicken or McFish? mcneither, thanks.
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? kool-aid, mostly because i don't know what that other one is. and that big jug of kool-aid is pretty neat.
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? nick. i miss stick stickley.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? fuzzy dice. there is nothing tackier.
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? blue moons, because i'm going to assume that we're talking about lucky charms, and blue food is the weirdest.
[28] Crayons or Markers? i hate crayons. i made up a song about hating crayons when i was in third grade.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? blue. more blue food, sort of.
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? i would get up and try not to fall down again.
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? i doubt that i would ever, ever run in to this problem. i don't have pumas and i don't go to da club.
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? scream really loudly. and cry, probably. i'm a weiner like that.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? if they were serious? that someone would be in for a smack down. my mama is the coolest.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? that would never happen. seriously. never ever. if it ever does, i'll be struck by lightening, or something like that.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? I try not to get my hopes up. because i'm not all that cool. but i like to think my lack of coolness can be mistaken for coolness. or at least be entertaining.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please]
That's a few years ago. me with an elephant. yep.