I'm new....
Firstly:
[1] Whats your name, nickname, or whatever you would like to be called? Traci.
[2] How old are yah? 15 (16 in 2 weeks)
[3] Where's yo hood at? Arizona.
[4] How'd you find out about this place? I was bored so I typed in "oh snap" and this came up.
[5] Do any of these titles apply to you; trick, mark, mark ass mark, mark ass trick, trick ass mark, skeezer, scip scap, scally wop? haha, nope.
[6] How cool do you think you are? Like the Fonz cool? Whoa no one is even close to as cool as the Fonz. I guess I'm cool. I'm not hot, so that must make me cool.
[7] Name some awesome movies: The Sandlot, Requiem for a dream, American History X, Billy Madison, The Goonies, Pulp Fiction, Empire Records.
[8] Now some bands: Boucncing Souls, Lower Class Brats, Desaparecidos, Bright Eyes, Toxic Narcotic, The Ramones, Hot Water Music, Dead Kennedys, Bad Religion, Taking Back Sunday, The Distillers, The Cure, The Clash, Death Cab For Cutie, Aus-Rotten, Avail, Alkaline Trio, Cheap Sex, Modest Mouse, Propagandhi, Jets to Brazil, The Shins, Built to Spill, The Stills, The Walkmen. (I like a weird range of music)
[9] How many times a week you hit the rock pipe? None.
[10] Do you drink malt liquor? I prefer my alcohol without malt.
[11] If you had to choose the single most cool person ever, who would you choose? Hmm, tough question. I would have to say that crazy one eyed dude from the goonies. I love that guy. He is so cool.
[12] Why are they so cool? Well, honestly, because I couldn't think of anyone else and all day I've had the way he says "heeeeey youuu guuuuys" in my head and I figured if he says something cool enough like that to be in someone's head all day, he must be cool.
Give us your opinion on several topics:
[13] The Bush Administration: Err, what can I say that hasn't been said before a million times. As a president, I think Bush sucks, as a farmer I think he would do rather well. I don't think he's the right one for the job. Yeah, he hasn't completely fucked up our country, but a lot of things could've been avoided. I don't think it's fair that Bush gets blamed for EVERYTHING that goes on because if you think about it, he doesn't make all the decisions just on his own. Yeah, he has a big part, but there's Congress and all that shit too. So really, it's the whole government we should be blaming.
[14] Gay Marriage: To me, there is nothing wrong with it. I think that you should be able to love whoever you want, whether it be someone of the same sex or not. Love is love.
[15] Mung: haha that's disgusting.
[16] Finger sandwiches: Aww, that makes me think of my childhood. They're so easy to eat when they're all little and cute. Subway should look into finger sandwiches. I think they could make big bucks off that, I'd buy them.
[17] Sideburns: As long as they're not on girls, sideburns are rad.
[18] The color yellow: It's a color that makes me think of hapiness. It's a good color to have somewhere where you want people to be happy. happy happy joy happy joy joy happy.
[19] Jello: It's soooo hard to eat. I always end up giving up on jello because it always runs away from your spoon, but it's very good.
[20] Quentin Tarantino: He is one bad ass director.
[21] The Mod [Shannon & Zac]: I don't know them, but of course I'm going to say they're cool. haha. Nah, I was reading over the application and it's very origional and not like most applications you see. I'm assuming the two of you made it up so you are very rad for that.
Which is better? And why?
[22] Doc Martins or Vans slip-ons? Vans because they're easier to put on. All you have to do is slip them on, hence the name slip-ons. haha and they're more comfy than Docs.
[23] McChicken or McFish? McChicken because chicken is better than fish anyday.
[24] Kool-Aid or Flavo-Aid? Flavo-aid because it's cheaper and tastes almost identical.
[25] Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network? Nickelodeon because they play Full House late at night.
[26] Fuzzy Dice or Hanging Air Fresheners? Hanging Air Fresheners because they smell good and it's always nice to get in a car and notice that it smells good. It could be a good conversation starter too if your car smells good.
[27] Red Balloons or Blue Moons? Blue moons because it would give you hope in life. "Once in a blue moon"
[28] Crayons or Markers? Crayons because they don't get all over the place and they have silly names.
[29] The Red Pill or The Blue Pill? Blue pill....red sounds scary.
How would you handle:
[30] Falling and slipping in a crowded hallway? I would start convulsing into what looked like a seizure in attempt to get someone to possibly stop the crowd to assist a person in need. Then if they did stop I would stand up, say thank you, and continue on my way.
[31] Someone scuffing your new puma‘s at da club? Well, if they were the sexy brown Puma's then I would be very dissapointed and I would then on warn everyone with Puma's to keep an eye on thier shoes at all times.
[32] Some loser dropping a cup of hot coffee in yo lap? I'd reach back like a pimp and I'd slap that hoe.
[33] Someone dissing yo mama? I'd diss their mama right back. No one messes with my mama.
[34] Catching your best friend with your man/gurl? Well, if that ever happened I would probably bust a fucking cap.
[35] Do you think you are cool enough to be accepted? Really? Probably not. I don't even think I'm cool enough to be applying.
[36] Bust out your coolest picture! [no links, please] Err I don't have any cool pictures, I'll have to settle with this old picture of me licking an orange wall at Goodwill:
